If you had a choice how would you torture Barney?

[Hayabusa Rider]

I hate that purple dino.


How should we exact our pound of flesh?

 

[hg321]

yeah, I hated the Andy Griffith Show

 

[Random Variable]

buttsecks

 

[Excelsior]

Force him to watch his own show.

 

[HappyPuppy]

The intelligent responses are lacking in this thread.

Mods, lock! :|

 

[NogginBoink]

Skin him with a carrot peeler.

 

[dug777]

kick him in the nuuuuuts

 

[Locut0s]

Carve him into little pieces and make him eat himself while keeping him alive with sophisticated medical equipment.

 

[preslove]

Do any of you remember the name of that dos game where your mouse was a crosshair and you shot at all the barneys?

 

[moshquerade]

bake him in a pie

 

[Nitemare]

Make him play one on one with Charles Barkley

 

[Keyvan]

get him to babysit real-world kids...

 

[Nitemare]

sodomize him with teletubbies

 

[Linux23]

1) buy two cartons of cigarettes.
2) cut small hole in the head portion of the barney suit
3) put hollow tube through small hole
4) sit barney in front of a tv with a vcr and force barney to watch the same dam episode of barney over and over and ove....
5) repeatedly blow cigarette smoke through the hollow tube in his suit so that if he did survive watching his own shows, he'll get lung cancer from all the second hand smoke.

that is all.

 

[Hayabusa Rider]

Originally posted by: Nitemare
sodomize him with teletubbies

Good point for great justice!

 

[lokiju]

Wood chipper, feet first.

Thats about the worst way someone/thing could go.

 

[KK]

Here's how.

 

[CptFarlow]

Originally posted by: Nitemare
sodomize him with teletubbies

Sounds good, then reverse it, I hate those darn teletubbies too.

 

[batmang]

make him hang out with the teletubbies.

 

[Ricochet]

I won't torture the guy because he's a favorite among kids.

 

[shimsham]

Originally posted by: ricochet
I won't torture the guy because he's a favorite among kids.

yep. as much as i got sick of watching him, im in debt to barney. that clean up song made training the children to pick up their own mess a lot easier. i remember my daughter used to cry when the show was over when she was 2. sniff...

 

[OrganizedChaos]

i'd like to put a glass cathader (sp?) in his dick and then smash it with a hammer. then i'd shove a beer bottle up his ass and then knock him onto a concrete floor. then i'd force 1/2 a gallon of salt water down his throat. 20 min later i'd follow that up with a quart of tobasco sauce. i put cut out his eyelids and tie his head to a post so he could watch his little green friend there, bop i think here name is, be gangraped for 12 hours straight. then i'd put a diving helmet on him and connect the air hose to a hornets nest. then'd i'd take a blowtorch and a pair of pliers to him.