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If you had 24 hrs to live...

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Originally posted by: eldorado99
If you had 24 hours to live you'd probably be in the hospital, and unable to walk without assistance, or possibly in a coma.
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what if its 24 hours to live because a comet is gonna hot the earth?
 
first 12 hours - mad screw fest with as many of the hotest hookers as i could find - price no object! last twelve hours with my kids playing, etc.
 
24 hour marathon sex with my GF (with breaks for meals). Could turn into a hell of an awkward death at the end, but WTF will I care?
 
"I think I would do two chicks,at the same time . Chicks dig a dude with money,and I'd have a lot of money."(Office Space my fav movie)
 
I'd rent a large truck and fill it up with my nearly all of my possessions then send it to the dump. I'd leave the worthwhile things that could be sold and/or take it to the pawn shop myself and get the money. Cash out my bank. Take all that money and using a portion buy myself a cremation and give the rest to family. (Sorting possessions of a dead person is a burden.)

Call up everyone I ever cared about that is still alive and let them know what they meant. Then take the family to big dinner all the while reminiscing over a few fun family memories. Next I'd spend most of the remaining time together with family & dogs watching a few comedy movies. An hour before it begins I'd head somewhere alone, use generous amounts of opiates, blast some Floyd and take it when it comes with a grin on my face.
 
Originally posted by: Corporate Thug
Originally posted by: eldorado99
If you had 24 hours to live you'd probably be in the hospital, and unable to walk without assistance, or possibly in a coma.
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what if its 24 hours to live because a comet is gonna hot the earth?
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A comet will hot the Earth the same day pigs fly... and it will be a delicious demise for meat eaters everywhere, yet another reason to not be a vegetarian.
 
1. Make sure my life insurance premium is all paid up.
2. Spend time with my wife and kids.
3. "Spend time" with my wife (without the kids). 😉
4. Go to Cheesecake Factory for my last meal - I may change my mind, but that sounds really, really good right now.
5. At hour 23, go stand in line at the DMV. (You get a cookie if you understand why.)

MotionMan
 
Originally posted by: Leros
Post an ATOT like no other. I hear if you hit lifer you become immortal.
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But you can only make one post every 15 seconds, or 4 posts per minute.

4 * 60 * 24 = 5760

A lot wouldn't make it, but hell give me some more time 😀
 
Expensive fondue breakfast (yes, fondue for breakfast). Sex. Five-star Sushi lunch. Sex. Steak dinner. Sex till I die.
 
Cue the music, grab plenty of drinks, tons of food, and just soak it all in... probably take a very nice shower, dress up well, etc. and leave this place in my own little world. Would like Ammonia Avenue to be played as it all ends...
 
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