If you had ~$1.400.000.000.000...

[yllus]

I'd think with the efficiencies I would bring to government I could wage at least three wars on that kind of budget.

 

[Bowfinger]

"I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two wars at the same time."

 

[Moonbeam]

I would but a Zunimasa helm with perfect stats.

 

[werepossum]

1.4 dollars? i would get a mcdouble, water, and keep the change.

You, sir or madam, officially rule.

 

[stormkroe]

"I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two wars at the same time."

Winner.