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If you got stranded on a deserted island with Janet Reno...

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TonyH

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The mainland can't be that far away. I'll try swimmin' for it! :Q


Just the thought..... Yeeeeeeeccchhh!!!! :p :p :p :p

Denis you're sicker than usual tonight ;)
 

pamchenko

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I'd pinch myself because it would be too good to be true. You have no idea how many wild fantasies I've had with her
 

lepper boy

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
 

focusyn

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u are the sickest mofo out there... having sex with janet reno is like trying to mate with a rabbid gorilla
 

dennilfloss

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"to make it interesting, add Linda Tripp to the mix. then, which one do you do first? or how soon 'til a lovely menage a trois?"

Spamela,

One could watch Janet & Linda practice bipartisanship, you know, just to get in the mood. :p

Venus (Bananarama)
 

Aquaman

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Ha Ha Ha :D Only a question like this could come from a guy like you ;)

It seems that many can resist the sexual desires but............

















How long could you resist a Janet Reno Dance Party :D 1 second for me ;)

Cheers,
Aquaman
 

virtuamike

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Given the choice between Reno and Tripp, I now realize what Bill saw in Monica. I'd take that anyday.

I'd rather get castrated than do the nasty with Reno.
 

miniMUNCH

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Lord have mercy and strike me dead if I am ever tempted to have sex with either of the them.
 

Wow.
Thats a catch 22.
Bend reno over, and stare at the sun for 3 days, mabey you will go blind.
But make sure you look at the sun BEFORE you look at her.
;)
 

joohang

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<< Well, if Tool Girl was on the island, I'd kill Reno and ... well ... uh ... >>



That's an ultimate plan. I would kill both Reno AND Robert01 and take on toolgirl :)

Well.. I'm not that mean. I'll just dig a deep hole and trap them in there with a bunch of bananas.

toolgirl: You may eat ME any time. I think I taste pretty darn good.
 

mztykal

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I would drown myself. :)

Then I would make sure I was dead and floated away so she couldn't do anything to me...
 

compuwiz1

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

It would never happen. Death first...hell, maybe I'd kill her first to reduce the risk. Hopefully, it would be a big enough island that I could hike far away from her. Blah!
 

Tib

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i wouldn't do it, ever, period.

abstonence....or however you spell it.

Tib
 

MrBond

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For me, I say that after a couple of years I'd learn to make a bag with palm leaves and put it to good use.

Cannot....stop....laughing...

I don't think I could EVER have sex with janet reno...

Besides, think about it. If you do get rescued sometime, you'd have to live your life knowing you made sweet love down by the fire to Janet Reno. And I think I'd rather die then have THAT on my mind.