For me, I say that after a couple of years I'd learn to make a bag with palm leaves and put it to good use.
Cannot....stop....laughing...
I don't think I could EVER have sex with janet reno...
Besides, think about it. If you do get rescued sometime, you'd have to live your life knowing you made sweet love down by the fire to Janet Reno. And I think I'd rather die then have THAT on my mind.