If you got into a fight with Lenny Kravitz...

[MBony]

Me? Modified push mower so that the blade would chop him at the knees.

What about you?

 

[KillyKillall]

All I need is my bare hands.

 

[Schadenfreude]

😕

 

[ggnl]

honor and glory

 

[ironcrotch]

Originally posted by: KillyKillall
All I need is my bare hands.

Same.

But would he have bodyguard protection? That would make things a little different.

 

[Gibson486]

scissors

 

[Platypus]

I'd make him listen to his own record

 

[Gibson486]

Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
I'd make him listen to his own record

ouch......

 

[PanzerIV]

I wouldn't harm him since I like his music. I would bring a flamethrower and roast Marilyn Manson to a crisp, however.

 

[n0cmonkey]

He's not bad live.

Cheese grater.

 

[MBony]

Originally posted by: ironcrotch

Originally posted by: KillyKillall
All I need is my bare hands.

Same.

But would he have bodyguard protection? That would make things a little different.

Lets assume this would be a 1 vs. 1 match, Beyond Thunderdome-style. Also, in the event that his 'boys' jumped in, you would be allowed someone on your side as well. Who would it be?

 

[TheAudit]

Hair clippers.

 

[bradruth]

OC Spray, ASP Baton, Taser X26, Glock 22...

 

[azazyel]

I would bring Maynard James Keenan. Kravitz would probably kill himself if confronted by someone with actual talent.

 

[Mojoed]

I'd bring an Energy Sword.

 

[bobbybe01]

I would put him in a jail cell with Michael Jackson for a night.

 

[Tremulant]

Originally posted by: bobbybe01
I would put him in a jail cell with Michael Jackson for a night.

But I think he'd enjoy that.

 

[kt]

Lightning bolts.

 

[Nitemare]

I'd bring my drinkin and fishin buddy, the bear.

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: PanzerIV
I wouldn't harm him since I like his music. I would bring a flamethrower and roast Marilyn Manson to a crisp, however.

You've obviously never heard Manson actually in an intellectual debate. No matter what you'd like to think, the man's a genius.

- M4H

 

[bradruth]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: PanzerIV
I wouldn't harm him since I like his music. I would bring a flamethrower and roast Marilyn Manson to a crisp, however.

You've obviously never heard Manson actually in an intellectual debate. No matter what you'd like to think, the man's a genius.

- M4H

This is true.

 

[Tremulant]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: PanzerIV
I wouldn't harm him since I like his music. I would bring a flamethrower and roast Marilyn Manson to a crisp, however.

You've obviously never heard Manson actually in an intellectual debate. No matter what you'd like to think, the man's a genius.

- M4H

IMO, most of the weird crap he does is for the shock value.

 

[SP33Demon]

Pliers for the kazillion piercings.

 

[Muadib]

I'd bring a copy of that Gap commercial. It would drive him insane after he's made to listen to it over & over.

 

[Ikonomi]

I wouldn't fight Lenny -- he's a nice guy. I've been to his house!