If you got into a fight with Gary Coleman...

[Tremulant]

Me? Modified push mower so that the blade would chop his head off.

What about you?

 

[Tremulant]

I give myself a 2/10 on the parody meter.

 

[SacrosanctFiend]

A sewing needle...those are like swords to him, right?

 

[jadinolf]

Dead chicken.

That should do it.

 

[Red Dawn]

virtualgames8 and his monster guns

 

[Tremulant]

Originally posted by: SacrosanctFiend
A sewing needle...those are like swords to him, right?

The small sewing needles, yeah. Or maybe those pins they use to mark stuff with.

 

[SacrosanctFiend]

Originally posted by: Red Dawn
virtualgames8 and his monster guns

My god, that hair looks deadly.

 

[geno]

If you posted a terrible thread, how badly would we get to beat you?

 

[Tremulant]

Originally posted by: Red Dawn
virtualgames8 and his monster guns

You could use him as a battering ram and skewer coleman.

 

[imported_vr6]

since my frying pan is damaged, i 'll bring my wok.

 

[PanzerIV]

A very, very hungry and eager rabid wolf.

 

[Tremulant]

Originally posted by: PanzerIV
A very, very hungry and eager rabid wolf.

I can imagine him trying to run away

 

[Nitemare]

His parole officer

 

[ironcrotch]

Originally posted by: Tremulant

Originally posted by: PanzerIV
A very, very hungry and eager rabid wolf.

I can imagine him trying to run away

He will just counter him and hop on the wolfs back.
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[ggnl]

honor and glory

 

[Tremulant]

Originally posted by: ironcrotch

Originally posted by: Tremulant

Originally posted by: PanzerIV
A very, very hungry and eager rabid wolf.

I can imagine him trying to run away

He will just counter him and hop on the wolfs back.
Text

Ahahahahaha, never seen that one before. :beer:

 

[PanzerIV]

Originally posted by: Tremulant

Originally posted by: PanzerIV
A very, very hungry and eager rabid wolf.

I can imagine him trying to run away

Hehehe...me too. 😀

"What you talkin' 'bout Wolf!!"

 

[PanzerIV]

Anybody ever see that footage two guys in a shopping center took when Gary Coleman jumped on their car when he was a security guard and wouldn't get off?? It was on some home video type of show. I forgot what they did but they pissed him off. 🙂

 

[Tremulant]

Originally posted by: PanzerIV

Originally posted by: Tremulant

Originally posted by: PanzerIV
A very, very hungry and eager rabid wolf.

I can imagine him trying to run away

Hehehe...me too. 😀

"What you talkin' 'bout Wolf!!"

LOL. I'm so glad that I work in the lab and not in a cube. I'd have people staring at me going 'wtf? 😕' if I wasn't in the lab.

 

[TheAudit]

Edna Garrett.

 

[SP33Demon]

I would bring GayRod to sissy slap him, and then blast I DID IT ALL FOR THE SISSY by Limp Wristed

 

[Tremulant]

Originally posted by: SP33Demon
I would bring GayRod to sissy slap him, and then blast I DID IT ALL FOR THE SISSY by Limp Wristed

ARod would lose.

 

[SP33Demon]

Originally posted by: Tremulant

Originally posted by: SP33Demon
I would bring GayRod to sissy slap him, and then blast I DID IT ALL FOR THE SISSY by Limp Wristed

ARod would lose.

It would be a close one, only because Gary would pull him down to the ground by his pocketbook and start suffocating him with the 'fro.
Gary's innovative like that.

 

[ThaPerculator]

Derrick Coleman.... duh...

 

[PricklyPete]

I get a big black dildo and beat him to death Hatchet Harry style (Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrells).