If you got a goat, what would you name it?

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Colt45

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DrPizza

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Obligatory "goaste"

Actually I've been thinking of getting goats. They can eat all the grass on my 3 acres. It would look nice all trimmed up.
Goats are browsers, not grazers. You want llamas, sheep, or alpacas if you want your grass all trimmed up.

And, what would I name a goat? Patty, Penny, Blue Bonnet, Dot, Sandy, Star, Mini-Moo, Priscilla, Dorie, Heart, Little Heart, Pillsbury, Breanna, Arielle, Cinnamon, Del, Zoey, Mattie, Dusty, Ginger, Lizzy, Squiggy, Razberri, Tucker, Patrick, Scottie, Ahmand, Bubba, Moose, Zigzag, Elvis, Costello, Banyon, Peanut Butter and Fluff, Newton, Flash, Kahlua and Cream, Spot, Duke, Daisy, ... (I could probably go on for an hour.)
 

DrPizza

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...Poptart, Idaho, Marie, Bosco, Markus, Falcon, Birdie, Annie, Onyx, Gizmo, Blossom, Cowboy, Belle, O'Malley, Bennigan, Kirkpatrick, Dolce, Hershey, Hansel, Gretel, Snap, Q-Tip, Madeline, Oreo, Blizzard, Itsy, Rosebud, Mustang, Valentine, Vinegar, Miley, Toby, Lois, Sunset Carson, Kyria, Sammy, Sabastian, Tobie, Chloe, Fiona, Cinnamin Swirl, Stanley, Calamity Jane,... If my wife were here, she could double (or triple) this list. I can't remember all the kids' names that we've sold.