If you got a boat, what would you name it?

[Bryophyte]

I've been racking my brain for months for a name for my boat. It gets kind of embarrassing when you use the radio and can't call out the name of your vessel. Or when you go to pay for moorage and have to give your boat's registry numbers instead of name. The only name I've seriously considered giving her is "Whiplash". Or perhaps "Rogue Wave". We saw some nasty waters over the summer.

 

[PepePeru]

Squallage

 

[ViviTheMage]

hi2u qt pie

 

[lxskllr]

Zoë

 

[sdifox]

I've been racking my brain for months for a name for my boat. It gets kind of embarrassing when you use the radio and can't call out the name of your vessel. Or when you go to pay for moorage and have to give your boat's registry numbers instead of name. The only name I've seriously considered giving her is "Whiplash". Or perhaps "Rogue Wave". We saw some nasty waters over the summer.

Call it "Unthinkable"

radio conversation might go something like this

you: "NYPA come in, this is Unthinkable"
NYPA:"Titanic?"

 

[BudAshes]

I've been racking my brain for months for a name for my boat. It gets kind of embarrassing when you use the radio and can't call out the name of your vessel. Or when you go to pay for moorage and have to give your boat's registry numbers instead of name. The only name I've seriously considered giving her is "Whiplash". Or perhaps "Rogue Wave". We saw some nasty waters over the summer.

name it the motorboater and paint some nice big cleavage on the side.

 

[Aharami]

Motorboating sob

 

[FoBoT]

"Toy Boat"

 

[SunSamurai]

Going Marry

 

[ISAslot]

Manatee Mutilator

 

[rbV5]

Endless Summer (built by my Dad; Launched ~ 1980, Portland Oregon)

 

[IceBergSLiM]

titanic

 

[FeuerFrei]

Navalgazer

 

[coldmeat]

boatse

 

[lxskllr]

boatse

:^D

A view from the porthole :^P...

 

[soulcougher73]

The Failboat

 

[JS80]

Sunk Cost

 

[cardiac]

Hoof Hearted

 

[amdhunter]

The Boat

 

[acheron]

I dont know, but if I had a pony, I'd ride him on my boat.

Was going to say this if nobody else did. Good work.

 

[Ausm]

SS Minnow

 

[yh125d]

Same thing I name everything




Siamese Clitoris

 

[Platypus]

'Loves to Dock'

 

[Pegun]

Penguin - Not so good on land, but fast as hell in the water.

 

[JulesMaximus]

shut up woman get in my boat?

lol