If you give a moose a muffin...

[Hayabusa Rider]

He'll want some jam to go with it.

 

[Mo0o]

In which case ill shoot it immediately

 

[Systxm]

That used to be my favourite book when i was little. Maybe i'll jsut have to dig it up......

 

[cmdrmoocow]

Wow. I wouldn't have been able to remember that unless I saw that.

 

[aplefka]

I thought it was if you give a mouse a cookie? I have the bigsized version of the book.

 

[Stojakapimp]

if you give a moose a cookie, he'll run your freaking ass over. Those guys are huge and scary dudes

 

[Nebor]

Originally posted by: Stojakapimp
if you give a moose a cookie, he'll run your freaking ass over. Those guys are huge and scary dudes

They really are. They're freakin nuts. God put them on Earth for us to erradicate them. It's one of his little challenges for us.

 

[rammstein junkie]

umm the cookie book was the sequil...it didnt go over too well

 

[badmouse]

Originally posted by: rammstein junkie
umm the cookie book was the sequil...it didnt go over too well

No, the mouse-cookie book came first, 1985. The moose-muffin book came later, 1991. Obviously you weren't the parent of a 2-year-old in 1985, and again in 1991 🙂 . There are a bunch more, too.