If you drink O'Doul's, you're not drinking.

[MikeMike]

But if you drink 20 O'Doul's in a half hour, you're a fvckin non-alcoholic. Non-alcoholism is a problem, too; and there are symptoms, like when you fall down, it will always hurt.

 

[DnetMHZ]

O'Douls tastes like pond scum. No offense to pond skum!

 

[monk3y]

I've never tried it and don't plan to.

 

[MikeMike]

" I would imagine the inside of a bottle of cleaning fluid is really clean. I would imagine a vodka bottle is really drunk."

 

[Phoenix86]

R.I.P.