If you don't love Jesus post inside, if you do, don't post inside.

[GhettoPeanut]

I am tired of seeing all these pro-religious threads. If I am alone so be it. If you love to not love the Lord, give me a +1 or Amen-Ra.

Update:
Thread is now about bacon, as is the natural progression of all trolling threads.

 

[TheVrolok]

0/10.

 

[ThePresence]

Does every thread have to spawn a parody thread? When does it stop being funny to you guys?

 

[thepd7]

0/10.

try -5

 

[40Hands]

Stop trollin' me 'nets.

 

[TheVrolok]

try -5

After further consideration, even lower.

 

[GhettoPeanut]

Does every thread have to spawn a parody thread? When does it stop being funny to you guys?

It never stops.
that and i'm just bored at work.
i'll even give myself at least a -1

 

[GhettoPeanut]

Stop trollin' me 'nets.

bored people have to troll.

we be trolling
you be hating

 

[TheNinja]

The thread you just made is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

 

[BurnItDwn]

I love bacon, can I post here if I love bacon?

 

[destrekor]

"Jokes and jokes and jokes and spaghetti spaghetti" - Dave Shappelle

Clearly this man knows the truth. He has been touched by His Noodly Appendage.

 

[TheVrolok]

I love bacon, can I post here if I love bacon?

I think posting your love of bacon should be allowed everywhere. It's something we can all agree upon.

 

[40Hands]

I love bacon, can I post here if I love bacon?

I believe according to scripture Porkitus 4:20, Bacon can be discussed anywhere.

 

[dainthomas]

0/10.

By posting that, you've told Jesus you don't love him. Hope it was worth burning in eternal hellfire.

 

[GhettoPeanut]

I believe according to scripture Porkitus 4:20, Bacon can be discussed anywhere.

Except in the presence of pigs. Talk about awkward.

 

[thepd7]

The thread you just made is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

You just moved this thread up to -4

 

[Newbian]

Satan all the way...

 

[BurnItDwn]

I'm posting here. I don't love Jesus. In fact, I am completely indifferent as he died long before I have been born, and I've never met the lad. I've never met any dead people. I do not own a time machine, and the good doctor has never taken me in his tardis to go back to that time, nor has the doctor brought Jesus to the current time.

So, since it's pretty much impossible to meet the guy, and he supposedly died like almost 2000 years ago, I don't see how it's possible for anybody to "love" him. At least, unless you mean like, how some people love Beethoven and some love Leonardo and what not. But, he wasn't an exceptional artist, and he didn't really do anything special. Sure, there are myths that say he did things that are impossible, however, they are but myths, and we of course know that people can't do things that are impossible. So they are obviously discounted.

 

[zinfamous]

I have nothing against Jesus. it seems to me that he got a bum deal. First, his pals sold him out.

Then, he's immortalized by the hypocrites that claim to love him and honor him the most.

Poor bastard.

 

[totalnoob]

I'm posting here. I don't love Jesus. In fact, I am completely indifferent as he died long before I have been born, and I've never met the lad. I've never met any dead people. I do not own a time machine, and the good doctor has never taken me in his tardis to go back to that time, nor has the doctor brought Jesus to the current time.

You don't get it. It doesn't matter that he's a zombie that floated up into the vacuum of space. You can still have a "personal relationship" with him. Just believe really really really hard and it will be true.

 

[SlitheryDee]

Does every thread have to spawn a parody thread? When does it stop being funny to you guys?

Someone posted a thread yesterday that should have spawned at least one brilliant parody thread. Unfortunately I forgot.

Unless, that is, someone else posted a "How does your employer handle time travel"? yesterday.

Edit: :heart; Jesus

 

[BurnItDwn]

You don't get it. It doesn't matter that he's a zombie that floated up into the vacuum of space. You can still have a "personal relationship" with him. Just believe really really really hard and it will be true.

Unfortunatly, I do not posess the ability to "believe" things simply out of desire. Sometimes I wish I could, as it would make life much easier.

 

[mrjminer]

The thread you just made is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

Yea, well, conditioner is better.

 

[totalnoob]

 

[dud]

I hope for an instant, PERMANENT ban.