"Alright, come on, can we just do this? Hi. 'Hello, I'm Hector the Well-Endowed. You've got a bunch of pegasi. Let's make a deal.'"
"'What kind of deal?'"
"Alright, I take her by the hand, and lead her to the stable. I light a candle, and rip off a piece of my tunic, which I fashion into a blindfold."
[going off script for a second, was I the only one getting all sorts of shades of "I put on my robe and wizard hat" here?]
"'Oh Hector, but I don't know if--'"
"'Shhh...sshhhhh....'
"I place it gently over the elf maiden's eyes. I slowly lay her down...
"I gently cup her right breast, and then her left. And then...
"...two fingers...alright three?...four?...I place four fingers in her...
"...I pull out my huge member..."
(rolls) "You succeed"
"...Then I flip her over, and start spanking..."
"'AAHHH!' Okay, you both fall back, exhausted, but still entwined."
"Okay, great! I stroke her hair lovingly, and spoon her for the appropriate amount of time before leaving."
"How long is that?"
"Cool cool cool, alright, the elf maiden, thoroughly satisfied, promises you a flock of pegasi."
"Ooooh! Excellent!"