If you could would you tip a vending machine?

CombatChuk

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Vending machines work 24hrs a day 7 days a week. While most waiters/waitresses work 6-8 hours. Sounds to me that they need the tip more badly.
 

JulesMaximus

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Hell fvcking no!!!

The only reason I tip a waitress is that she's a person with feelings who is trying to make a living. Why on earth would you even consider something so ridiculous?

Edit-You'd really be tipping the guy who owns the vending machine anyway and he's already ripping you off.
 

Umberger

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this thread made me LOL. thank you for making my math class much more tolerable.

cheers. :beer:

edit: except the cute girl next to me is looking at me funny since i laughed.
 

Geocentricity

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I did it senior year of college. I tipped it backwards and as it rocked back forwards drinks would fall down. Free drinks :thumbsup::p
 

CombatChuk

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Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Hell fvcking no!!!

The only reason I tip a waitress is that she's a person with feelings who is trying to make a living. Why on earth would you even consider something so ridiculous?

Because they are always there for you. And you never get the order wrong.
 

FoBoT

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i do that
i put unwanted pennies into vending machines

i hate pennies, so instead of carrying them around, i'll put my $0.90 into the coke machine, then add all the pennies from my pocket to get rid of them

then i mash the button for my coke and leave the pennies in the coin return
 

JulesMaximus

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Originally posted by: CombatChuk
Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Hell fvcking no!!!

The only reason I tip a waitress is that she's a person with feelings who is trying to make a living. Why on earth would you even consider something so ridiculous?

Because they are always there for you. And you never get the order wrong.

Okay, I'm changing my vote to BAN. :p
 

Umberger

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Originally posted by: FoBoT
i do that
i put unwanted pennies into vending machines

i hate pennies, so instead of carrying them around, i'll put my $0.90 into the coke machine, then add all the pennies from my pocket to get rid of them

then i mash the button for my coke and leave the pennies in the coin return

uhhh that seems like a waste of time. i just throw them at small children.
 

SunnyD

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Originally posted by: Geocentricity
I did it senior year of college. I tipped it backwards and as it rocked back forwards drinks would fall down. Free drinks :thumbsup::p

I was gonna say, as long as stuff fell out, I'd tip it every which way.
 

ViviTheMage

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Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Hell fvcking no!!!

The only reason I tip a waitress is that she's a person with feelings who is trying to make a living. Why on earth would you even consider something so ridiculous?

Edit-You'd really be tipping the guy who owns the vending machine anyway and he's already ripping you off.

you tip for pity?