If you could tell your past self

[b0mbrman]

Originally posted by: LS20
How would I describe myself? Three words - hardworking, alpha male, jackhammer. Merciless. Insatiable.

:thumbsup:

I've never laughed so hard at a show about so little

 

[49erinnc]

Do not propose to her

 

[2Xtreme21]

Check the condom first, nimrod.

 

[pennylane]

Relax. Enjoy school. You'll survive.

 

[markgm]

It depends how early back we're going, but probably

Don't drink milk, work out.

Or winning lottery numbers or the 5 stock symbols of some stocks that'll take off. Though if you said Goog to me 15 years ago I wouldn't have a clue what you're talking about, nor would I really have had the money to do anything with that advice if I did.

 

[brxndxn]

Join military first - then college!

 

[Cattlegod]

Don't ride on March 10th

 

[potato28]

Find the nearest dealer, man.

 

[EGGO]

Originally posted by: joshsquall
Buy Google stock at IPO.

EXACTLY what I was thinking.

 

[sandorski]

WTF dude? Really!

 

[Kelvrick]

Originally posted by: Alone
You can't use numbers like that, because, when spoken, they become words.

"55" becomes "fifty five".

Well, way to burst my bubble. Now I hate you. :|

 

[ric1287]

stop eating, start lifiting idiot

 

[Alone]

Originally posted by: Kelvrick

Originally posted by: Alone
You can't use numbers like that, because, when spoken, they become words.

"55" becomes "fifty five".

Well, way to burst my bubble. Now I hate you. :|

"Do not read Alone's thread."

Now you will be a happy man.

 

[Eeezee]

Originally posted by: Kelvrick

Originally posted by: trmiv
Winning lottery numbers. But that's more than 5 words.

You could say something like:
5 3 43 21 54 15 using 2 zeros as seperators
50,030,043,002,100,540,015

Two zero separation lottory 50 quintillion, 30 quadrillion, 43 trillion, 2 billion, 100 million, 540 thousand and 15. Thats one word for the number.

Good luck pronouncing that in 5 words or less.

 

[Eeezee]

"Vader is Luke's father, hah"

"Don't see new Star Wars"

"Replace those C grades, nimrod"

"Don't move in with her!!!!"

 

[Kelvrick]

Originally posted by: Alone

Originally posted by: Kelvrick

Originally posted by: Alone
You can't use numbers like that, because, when spoken, they become words.

"55" becomes "fifty five".

Well, way to burst my bubble. Now I hate you. :|

"Do not read Alone's thread."

Now you will be a happy man.

I'll read what I want!

In other news, wtf is with bosses sending me work at 6pm?! Why?! I sit around doing nothing for like 6 hours of hte day, then 10 minutes before I leave, make me stay to finish this crap. !@???!

If i wasn't payed over time, I'd be one disgruntled employee.

*goes to next atot thread because he doesn't feel like working

 

[Chronoshock]

Originally posted by: Alone
You can't use numbers like that, because, when spoken, they become words.

"55" becomes "fifty five".

Encode it as a binary string with 0's and 1's then convert that to a's and b's. Pronounce it as one huge word:
"Lottery binary a b abaabbaabb...." If you have multiple a's say "ah-ah-ah-etc" and multiple b's are "buh-buh-buh-etc". It'd be one heck of a made-up word, but I think it'd work

 

[Alone]

Originally posted by: Chronoshock

Originally posted by: Alone
You can't use numbers like that, because, when spoken, they become words.

"55" becomes "fifty five".

Encode it as a binary string with 0's and 1's then convert that to a's and b's. Pronounce it as one huge word:
"Lottery binary a b abaabbaabb...." If you have multiple a's say "ah-ah-ah-etc" and multiple b's are "buh-buh-buh-etc". It'd be one heck of a made-up word, but I think it'd work

Those aren't words, those are sounds.

Plus, you wouldn't understand WTF you just heard.

 

[Noema]

Stop jerking off so much.

 

[FrancesBeansRevenge]

STOP! Singer from Hanson: boy!

 

[Boo Boo]

Hit it while your young

bigger girls arent always better

check her id right away

 

[Luthien]

MS,Google,Invest,Lottery 4739395484939

 

[tasmanian]

Originally posted by: Darwin333
Invest heavily in Microsoft. Enjoy.

Same.

 

[SlitheryDee]

Cool not important, study harder.

 

[oogabooga]

Originally posted by: ric1287
stop eating, start lifiting idiot

work out a lot more?