If you could tell your parents what to name you what would you change your name to?

[wasssup]

Originally posted by: lancestorm
They might as well have called me 'blowjob' cause BJ is just as bad.

haha that's your name? sucks to be you

<-- likes his name. Then again, as a narcissist, that's to be expected.

 

[nakedfrog]

My first name is fine, I just wish it hadn't been so popular when I was born. I'd rather have had a different last name growing up though, as having a last name with the word "cock" in it gives childhood bullies too much to work with.

Originally posted by: lancestorm
They might as well have called me 'blowjob' cause BJ is just as bad.

Were your parents big M*A*S*H fans?

 

[tweakmm]

I really dig my first name, but I wish my middle name wasn't Harold.

 

[BurnItDwn]

My first name is just fine. Though it would be cool to be named Thor or Odin.

 

[Liviathan]

Cash or Chazmo

 

[Zim Hosein]

Originally posted by: Quasmo

Originally posted by: Koenigsegg
Elvis Jagger Abdul-Jabbar.

Or maybe Max Power.

Ever Noitce how Max Power and Jack Bower are almost the exact same?

Interesting, but it's Bauer!

 

[ajpa123]

Chadwick Rumpleminzies Bollingzworth Dingleberry III

 

[mercanucaribe]

Originally posted by: LolaWiz
I would like to have my middle name as my first name.
Current name Rebecca Claire
what i would like Claire Anna Marie

Why? Rebecca is a hot name.

 

[pac1085]

Originally posted by: mercanucaribe

Originally posted by: LolaWiz
I would like to have my middle name as my first name.
Current name Rebecca Claire
what i would like Claire Anna Marie

Why? Rebecca is a hot name.

You're just saying that because you saw her tata's !

 

[MrCodeDude]

Kal-el.

 

[quakefiend420]

i'm perfectly happy with my name

 

[MoPHo]

I'd change it to Anand...then i would sue and make millions for false advertisement of my name...of course i'd lose and continue to worship the ground he walks on...

 

[necine]

People call me stephone (STEF-AHN)

 

[JungleMan1]

Originally posted by: wasssup

Originally posted by: lancestorm
They might as well have called me 'blowjob' cause BJ is just as bad.

haha that's your name? sucks to be you

"sucks" to be you...LOL

 

[gotsmack]

Originally posted by: Koenigsegg
Elvis Jagger Abdul-Jabbar.

Or maybe Max Power.

Full Power

 

[gotsmack]

Originally posted by: bigrash
Kal-El

maybe Apple or Pilot Inspektor

 

[Juno]

Haywood Jablowme.

 

[Ranger X]

I wouldn't mind being named Welhung

 

[anno]

I didn't used to like my middle name, it's my mother's maiden name so it was like having 2 last names instead of 2 first names like everyone else and that bothered me a lot in elementary school.. but I got over that.

when I was a little girl, I wished my name was jeanie marie (with my same pair of last names after, it sorta rhymed). I *am* profoundly glad they didn't wait til I was 8 and then let me name myself.

anno

 

[Swag1138]

Lance Uppercut


Actually, the only thing I would change about my name is to change my current last name to my mothers family name from before they came to america. Current: Welborn. Mothers old family name: Livingston

 

[Swag1138]

Originally posted by: anno
I didn't used to like my middle name, it's my mother's maiden name so it was like having 2 last names instead of 2 first names like everyone else and that bothered me a lot in elementary school.. but I got over that.

when I was a little girl, I wished my name was jeanie marie (with my same pair of last names after, it sorta rhymed). I *am* profoundly glad they didn't wait til I was 8 and then let me name myself.

anno

My middle name is a last name as well. I like it a lot.

 

[randumb]

i like my name

 

[revnja]

Rufus.

 

[RadioHead84]

"What shall we call our son so he does not get the sh!t kicked out of him at school?"

?We shall call him Engelbert!"

"Good, that'll work!"

No, his name was Gerry Dorsey, and he released songs as Gerry Dorsey, songs such as ( mumbles ) which didn't work ?cause nobody could hear what he was saying. And then his managers, obviously, said, "We're going to change your name, Gerry! It's the name that's the problem." And his name changed from Gerry Dorsey to Engelbert Humperdinck. I mean, I just wanted to be in the room when they were working that one through.

"Zingelbert Bembledack! Yingybert Dambleban! Zangelbert Bingledack! Wingelbert Humptyback! Slut Bunwalla!"

"What?!"

"All right, Kringelbert Fishtybuns! Steviebuns Bottrittrundle..."

"No, Gerry Dorsey, I like Gerry Dorsey!"

"No, we can't do it... Who we got? Zingelbert Bembledack, Tringelbert Wangledack, Slut Bunwalla, Klingybun Fistelvase, Dindlebert Zindledack, Gerry Dorsey, Engelbert Humptyback, Zengelbert Bingledack, Engelbert Humperdinck, Vingelbert Wingledanck?"

"No, no, go back one. Go back one. "Engelbert Humperdinck." That's it."

 

[Pocahontas]

I'm happy with Jessica, now what I don't like is, Jess, Jessi, Jesser...!