If you could spend 1 hour in a holodeck...

[Rage187]

Originally posted by: IAteYourMother

Originally posted by: Ready
Mass orgy with every women on earth

Even Oprah?

I would make her book club w/ this side of pork


/donnie baker

 

[Coquito]

Spend the first two minutes getting my hormones out of the way, then rest of the time:
kill a bunch of ninjas teaming up with Bruce Lee
visit Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory
play lead guitar at a huge concert
Fly around & visit every county really quick
get the winning hit in the 1991 World Series(over Kirby's glove)
pick Elway off in the endzone & running it back 110yds for the upset(stiffarm him at the goal line)
climb Hakeem's face & slam it down for the Knicks to win it all
Go down Niagra Falls in a barrel with Primus singing "Over the Falls"
Spend the last half hour having the most comfortable nap ever

 

[OdiN]

50 Jessica Albas??

 

[iwantanewcomputer]

orgy with like the 100 hottest girls mon the planet, then something like a lightsaber fight, then another orgy before time runs out

 

[illusion88]

I would do some naughty things.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

I would ask Warren Spector everything about Deus Ex.

 

[Alkesh]

I'd hijack the holodeck moriarty style then proceed to do whatever I want forever.

 

[Ready]

Originally posted by: IAteYourMother

Originally posted by: Ready
Mass orgy with every women on earth

Even Oprah?

what part of every is not understood?

 

[Zugzwang152]

Originally posted by: kirkaptain

Originally posted by: PHiuR

Originally posted by: Zugzwang152
I'd be tapping Seven of Nine... and not in the holodeck either.

roger that, i'd be doing that while all the other guys in the holodock jerking each other off because the women aren't real.

...and of course Seven of Nine is real

no, but Jeri Ryan is.

 

[RaistlinZ]

Originally posted by: Zugzwang152

Originally posted by: Leper Messiah

Originally posted by: her209
What would I do? Two chicks at the same time.

only two? Geez.

Do you have more than 1 penis and 1 mouth?

I would in a Holodeck.

 

[Terabyte]

http://www.boxofficeprophets.com/images2/050804_analysis.jpg

:Q

 

[Baked]

Me + Victoria's Secret models = Die happy

 

[JasonSix78]

My g/f would kill me but..........some alone time with Kate Beckinsale and Vida Guerra. I'm a bad, bad man.
Other runners up:
A few laps around Nurburgring.
Drive every one of my dream cars (Murcielago, McLaren F1, Diablo, etc.)

-Jason

 

[PHiuR]

have a beer with chuck norris.

 

[Shortcut]

I'd love to QB the 49ers through their game winning TD drive in Super Bowl XXIII

 

[imported_Trippin315]

Originally posted by: alexjohnson16

Originally posted by: IAteYourMother
what's a holodeck?

What Star Trek geeks which they had as an escape from their parents basement

 

[lasergecko]

Lots of girls, then...
Go Killing (not hunting) with Chuck Norris. FTW!!!

 

[rudder]

Originally posted by: her209
What would I do? Two chicks at the same time.

you do know you can do that in real life?

i would make doom 4 or something.

 

[Vegito]

alba & 7 of 9

 

[CVSiN]

Originally posted by: her209
What would I do? Two chicks at the same time.

heh.. like the guy below you said.. unorginal thinking...
its a holodeck so ANYTHING can be done

only 2 = F- in thinking =)


me...
catherine zeta jones...
Sarah Michelle Gellar (back in the cruel intentions when she made me drool)
Angelina Jolie
Jessica simpson (as long as she doesnt talk)
then toss in around 5 of the hottest eastern european internet pin up girls for good measure..

sounds like a good way to kill an hour...

 

[Glavinsolo]

1.) High speed chase with the heat on my back in a Ferrari
2.) Fly
3.) Perform ridiculous stunts like wall climbing and base jumping.
4.) well its already been mentioned so i don't need to mention it again.

 

[AMDZen]

The more appropriate question for ATOT is "Who" would you do.

 

[Lonyo]

I'd do Girls Aloud.

 

[lowfatbaconboy]

Alyssan Hannigan + Claire Forlani + Ana Beatriz Barros + Me
and then racing some cars Ford GT, Ferrari Enzo, Bugatti Veyron 16/4, subaru or mitsu WRC car, and a few others

"sky dive" from orbit (ya know without the catching on fire and burning up in the atmosphere)

 

[DrPizza]

Well, the first 58 minutes of my time isn't too original...
But, during the last 2 minutes, I'd use the time machine to go back 58 minutes in time...

lather, rinse, repeat

lmao, we can tell who the 14-18 year olds are here....

me...
catherine zeta jones...
Sarah Michelle Gellar (back in the cruel intentions when she made me drool)
Angelina Jolie
Jessica simpson (as long as she doesnt talk)
then toss in around 5 of the hottest eastern european internet pin up girls for good measure..

sounds like a good way to kill an hour...

If you can do that in an hour, then I have a feeling your future girlfriends (if you ever get one) are going to nickname you "minuteman" - and not because you're a revolutionary war buff.