TeeJay1952
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Does the Secret Service even use tasers? I would assume they skip that step.Originally posted by: heyheybooboo
Is that right before you screamed, "DON'T TAZE ME, BRO!" to the Secret Service ?
Originally posted by: eits
he's not worth wasting my breath, so i'd just give him the one finger salute and proudly take shit for it in p&n once it hit the news.
Originally posted by: PC Surgeon
Originally posted by: eits
he's not worth wasting my breath, so i'd just give him the one finger salute and proudly take shit for it in p&n once it hit the news.
HAHA thats got to be a doctored pic. honestly though, how many of us would line up if there was a national "Tell the president to fuck off" day?![]()
Originally posted by: heyheybooboo
Originally posted by: gevorg
There are 4 women who want to cross a bridge. They all begin on the same side. You have 17 minutes to get all of them across to the other side. It is night. There is one flashlight. A maximum of two people can cross at one time. Any party who crosses, either 1 or 2 people, must have the flashlight with them. The flashlight must be walked back and forth, it cannot be thrown, etc. Each woman walks at a different speed. A pair must walk together at the rate of the slower woman's pace.
Woman 1: 1 minute to cross
Woman 2: 2 minutes to cross
Woman 3: 5 minutes to cross
Woman 4: 10 minutes to cross
For example if Woman 1 and Woman 4 walk across first, 10 minutes have elapsed when they get to the other side of the bridge. If Woman 4 then returns with the flashlight, a total of 20 minutes have passed and you have failed the mission. What is the order required to get all women across in 17 minutes? Now, what's the other way?
There is a fallacy in your example: For example if Woman 1 and Woman 4 walk across first, 10 minutes have elapsed when they get to the other side of the bridge.
This contradicts your requirement that .... A pair must walk together at the rate of the slower woman's pace.
So to you, gevorg, I say, "Is that you, George?"
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Originally posted by: eits
he's not worth wasting my breath, so i'd just give him the one finger salute and proudly take shit for it in p&n once it hit the news.
Originally posted by: BoomerD
Originally posted by: eits
he's not worth wasting my breath, so i'd just give him the one finger salute and proudly take shit for it in p&n once it hit the news.
That might be one conversation Georgie would actually understand...
Allegedly he knows what that one means...
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and of course, there are many other photoshopped versions available...
Originally posted by: sadguy
So dubya, where were you the night JFK Jr. was assassinated? Have you come up with an alibi yet?
Originally posted by: alchemize
Originally posted by: sadguy
So dubya, where were you the night JFK Jr. was assassinated? Have you come up with an alibi yet?
Umm, wasn't he probably in high school algebra or something? :roll:
Originally posted by: BoomerD
Originally posted by: alchemize
Originally posted by: sadguy
So dubya, where were you the night JFK Jr. was assassinated? Have you come up with an alibi yet?
Umm, wasn't he probably in high school algebra or something? :roll:
Yeah, that's what they WANT you to believe...![]()