if you could rename america, what would you name it?

[Jaepheth]

CocaCola presents: New America

 

[wayliff]

i think i would go with:

"the league of united territories"

why would it be necessary to rename the whole continent? 😉

now for the USA, or United States of America, I think 'Zombieland', although not original, would work.

 

[thraashman]

I think I'd have to go with "America, Fuck Yeah!"

 

[Matt1970]

United States of Entitlement

 

[zinfamous]

America!







*a subsidiary of KFC, Inc.

 

[yhelothar]

 

[shortylickens]

Snorgle Land.

 

[sleep]

i think i would go with:

"the league of united territories"

i would be still fighting.

 

[ThatsABigOne]

Lol. That's a good one.

 

[sleep]

i don't believe in Jesus.

 

[CallMeJoe]

Vespucciland.

 

[HomerJS]

The States of Manorialism

 

[Zeze]

On a serious note, what's wrong with United States (without 'of America)? Sounds great and we already use it.

 

[irishScott]

Something with "Empire" or "Imperial" in it. "Long live the empire!" just sounds far more badass than "God bless America!".

 

[zinfamous]

The thing about that, is that all of "Jesusland" would be completely happy if that were reality.

 

[irishScott]

The thing about that, is that all of "Jesusland" would be completely happy if that were reality.

I doubt it. Maybe some of the deep south would, but NJ, PA, MD, DE, VA, FL, OH and probably WV would certainly be pissed.

 

[rpanic]

World Welfare Federation

 

[Jhhnn]

"The Libertopian Confederation of Koch-Teahadia." or maybe just "Merricuh- Hell yeh!" I really like "1% Inc." the best... if only because "The Wall Street Imperium" seems a little much...

 

[Throckmorton]

The United States of Johnny Cash

 

[Jaskalas]

How about "Northern Aztlan"?

Republica Del Norte.

 

[WhipperSnapper]

My suggestions:

New Mexico

Mexifornia

Jesusland (I thought of it before that post, beat me to it)

Christopia

Moronland

Lemmingsland

Not Your Land* (*unless you're part of the 5&#37😉

Corporateland

Dysfunctionland

Slaveland

Indebtedland

New China (this would be an insult to the Chinese people who aren't as stupid as we are, but they'll probably own the place soon)

Tea Party Land

Laissez-Faire Land

 

[ericlp]

$ Greed and Oil! OINK!

 

[D-Man]

The Corporate States of America

 

[zsdersw]

The Land of the Ever-Growing Waistband

Supersized Drive-Thru

 

[5to1baby1in5]

L'America