Paul Bettany. But not as Jarvis, but as Chaucer.
Mr.T would be awesome.
"Time to go to work fool!"
"You're out of butter fool!"
R2D2 would be great too.
"Beepidee beep bleep!"
Wut?
The best one with R2D2 is when you have people over you could act like you actually understand it.
"R2 set temperature to 22 please"
beepu beep beep bedu
"No, set temperature to two two please"
beep beeeep buu
"Yes"
"I still need to work on the algorithm but it's almost there. "
Bobcat Goldthwait, haha.
Nathan Fillion or Chris Pratt when I need to be energetic.
Norah Jones or ScarJo when I need to be soothed.
Female voice: Christina Shockley (host on Michigan Radio, god her voice is <3)
Male voice: Gerard Butler
Idris Elba wouldn't be a bad choice either. Or Jeremy Irons, Christopher Lee. Leonard Nimoy would also be good.
Once it starts to get annoying, just program it to "laugh" ...God, that would get annoying quick.
Tonight, WE DINE AT HOME!
