if you could invent anything..

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weeeplop

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Jul 19, 2001
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I'd invent a door that can take you anywhere in the world and go right back when you want.

Or

A book full of food picture that fills you up just by looking at it. .. ok.. it won't exist.
 

Kelvrick

Lifer
Feb 14, 2001
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Anything eh...

I'd invent a little nuero machine that'll put me into a level of sleep where I can be conscience or unconscience. All the while my body would be doing things like studying and other stuff like that. Then, I can wake up and I'll know al lthe stuff I was "studying" and "doing" and go on with my life. Of course, only I would be able to use this. :)
 

Looney

Lifer
Jun 13, 2000
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Yeah, this game has been played on these forums a few times before... and my answer has always been:

A truth telling machine. One that is absolutely 100% correct. Most of the problems in this society would be solved by such a machine. No more innocent people incorrectly incarcerated. And criminals would never escape proper sentencing because of good lawyers (eg, OJ Simpson). Treaties between nations might actually be kept... and even wars might be diverted if we know whether a nation like Iraq really is trying to build the bomb or not. Politicians might even be a bit more effective, because we'll know whether their actions are based on personal interest or the interest of the country. People might even become a bit more ethical. Your kids will be less likely to do drugs or criminal activity if they know they'll get caught (and so would everybody else).


 

Triumph

Lifer
Oct 9, 1999
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something completely non-obtrusive that would allow me to fly unhindered at incredible speeds, kinda like superman. but without the tights.
 

bootymac

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Aug 20, 2001
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