If you could have a genie what would you do?

[ThaGrandCow]

<< "Really?!" The genie says. "And the still believes in genies???" >>

You should repost this in it's own thread later today

 

[kerokeroppi82]

wish for more wishes, and that solves everything

 

[Mitzi]

This thread reminds me of a joke .....

How come when I am reading a joke off the screen my eyes seem to get mysteriously drawn to the punch line before I've finished reading the body of the joke and I end up spoiling it?

Do I need joke reading therapy

 

[HOWITIS]

i would make a wish that the university of kentucky B Ball team never lost another game, and for more wishes. perhaps for ashly judd to be my bride (a major UofK bball fan)

 

[Nemesis77]

<< How come when I am reading a joke off the screen my eyes seem to get mysteriously drawn to the punch line before I've finished reading the body of the joke and I end up spoiling it?

Do I need joke reading therapy >>



I'm sorry to say this, but you are beyond the help of therapy.

 

[her209]

I would wish that any future wishes from anyone will not work.

 

[j@cko]

<< stop time would be great .... stop time for sleeping in, studying before classes... >>

 

[her209]

<< stop time would be great .... stop time for sleeping in, studying before classes... >>

Is it implied that you can restart time?

 

[QTPie]

I wish
I could marry this genie
I have a happy life with lots of money
I could have any woman I want :Q

 

[killface]

I'd just carry it around and threaten people with him.
"Hey, move your car jerk"
"no"
"Do you want my GENIE to do it for you?"
(moves car)

 

[Ryan]

I'd ask for magical powers! Then I could do anything I want!!!!!!~

 

[Pastfinder]

1. Wish for unlimited wishes
2. $20 billion dollars
3. The love of any woman I want
4. bin Ladin's head on a stake