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If you could have a genie what would you do?

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<< "Really?!" The genie says. "And the still believes in genies???" >>

😀 You should repost this in it's own thread later today
 
This thread reminds me of a joke 🙂.....

How come when I am reading a joke off the screen my eyes seem to get mysteriously drawn to the punch line before I've finished reading the body of the joke and I end up spoiling it?

Do I need joke reading therapy 😕
 
i would make a wish that the university of kentucky B Ball team never lost another game, and for more wishes. perhaps for ashly judd to be my bride (a major UofK bball fan)
 


<< How come when I am reading a joke off the screen my eyes seem to get mysteriously drawn to the punch line before I've finished reading the body of the joke and I end up spoiling it?

Do I need joke reading therapy 😕
>>



I'm sorry to say this, but you are beyond the help of therapy.




































😉😀
 
<< stop time would be great .... stop time for sleeping in, studying before classes... >>

Is it implied that you can restart time?
 
I wish
I could marry this genie
I have a happy life with lots of money
I could have any woman I want :Q
 
I'd just carry it around and threaten people with him.
"Hey, move your car jerk"
"no"
"Do you want my GENIE to do it for you?"
(moves car)
 
1. Wish for unlimited wishes
2. $20 billion dollars
3. The love of any woman I want 😉
4. bin Ladin's head on a stake
 
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