If you could create one new law what would it be?

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Alchemist99

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I can think of quite few but I think I'll pick making it illegal expose your butt crack in public!
 

make 'time-o-cide' illegal

wasting anyone's time, a minute here, a minute there
doesnt matter - my minute, MY time. no one has the right to waste it

time murderers...it's murder in the millionth degree
 
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PCTweaker5

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Uhhh..... Make it illegal to be charged with possession of Marijuana under an ounce unless in separate bags.
 
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upsciLLion

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I would outlaw election campaigns. Governmental jobs would be performance based instead of campaign ad based.
 
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Originally posted by: Alchemist99
I can think of quite few but I think I'll pick making it illegal expose your butt crack in public!
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I agree.. no butt crack. I'd make a law to make everyone expose their entire butt! The anti-pants law. Mwuahahah.
 
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monk3y

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I would want the slap idiots law... You should be allowed to slap people that do obviously stupid things :)
 
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RMSistight

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They should make a law where public school students who fail to graduate high school and dropout pay back the government for wasting money on their asses. That would give students more reason for them not to fcuk up. The education still is free....just not free if you don't complete it. The problem with this law is how to accurate calculate how much is owed. Before the child starts school, parents should be required to sign contracts stating that they will foot the bill if their child screws up or when the child turns 18, they have to foot the bill. I've been hearing too many stories from my English teachers on students who have like 12% or 0% in his English class. Then I'm all thinking, our tax money is going towards these idiots? Fcuk that. These parents who don't know how to raise their idiot kids should know better. People take advantage of the public school system like this. So when they find out it's not free if they don't graduate, then maybe they'll think twice about raising kids who don't concentrate in school.
 
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RMSistight

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They should ban smoking at any government institution. That goes for universities of the state. If they allow smoking, they should strictly enforce the 25 feet rule and even paint lines that say "This is 25 feet."
 
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PCTweaker5

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Originally posted by: RMSistight
They should make a law where public school students who fail to graduate high school and dropout pay back the government for wasting money on their asses. That would give students more reason for them not to fcuk up. The education still is free....just not free if you don't complete it. The problem with this law is how to accurate calculate how much is owed. Before the child starts school, parents should be required to sign contracts stating that they will foot the bill if their child screws up or when the child turns 18, they have to foot the bill. I've been hearing too many stories from my English teachers on students who have like 12% or 0% in his English class. Then I'm all thinking, our tax money is going towards these idiots? Fcuk that. These parents who don't know how to raise their idiot kids should know better. People take advantage of the public school system like this. So when they find out it's not free if they don't graduate, then maybe they'll think twice about raising kids who don't concentrate in school.
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You should run for president! Being a dropout I think something like that would have got me to graduate since having a future means nothing to me ahahha.
 
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TeeJay1952

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They should use the money from smoke taxes to buy health insurance for the smokers. I would not let taxes be raised and used for different purposes than the tax. ie Gas tax is used on roads.
 
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badmouse

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If people wear really really expensive clothes, they should be required to wear a big label with the price. And then it will be okay for us normal people to throw things at them.
 
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