If you could change your name ????

[sportage]

That is... if you were to change your name, what would you chose?
I was returning a rental at home depot and the lady ask my name, and it hit me how cool it would be to reply BOND. JAMES BOND.
Especially with other people standing near by that could hear.
"Could I get you name sir?" "Bond. James Bond." ooooooh Its that double-O-seven guy.

 

[lxskllr]

Last name? Definitely not. I'm not especially fond of my first name, but I've been using it forever, so I guess I'm stuck.

 

[Crono]

I wouldn't, but I guess I wouldn't mind being named Crono in real life.

I like my real name, though.

 

[Bee4945]

Bee will be alright , most people call me with that name now

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Todd.

 

[Printer Bandit]

Walter White

 

[SaDiZTiKStyLeZ]

Anand

 

[OverVolt]

Simple names are the way to go. Probably "Joe" just cause.

 

[Sluggo]

Max Power

 

[OverVolt]

Max Power

Is that a simpsons joke originally?

 

[Sluggo]

Is that a simpsons joke originally?

Pretty sure it is.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homer_to_the_Max

 

[Rumpltzer]

Lucifer!

 

[jlee]

Nah, mine's good.

 

[gevorg]

I would get rid of my middle name "Hussein", which attracts too much drama and questioning of my birthplace

 

[theprodigalrebel]

Zaphod. But it's too much of a hassle to change my name, so I think I will just name my firstborn son that. Zaphod Khan - would be a kickass name, I think.

 

[Newbian]

Max Power

Damn I was coming here to say that.

I will go with Dirk Diggler then or just McLovin.

 

[Arcadio]

I like Don Quijote. That would be a great name.

 

[rayfieldclement]

I prefer Jake Weston

 

[SandEagle]

Frank N. Stein :sneaky:

 

[highland145]

Julio Cruze, fresh from Warez, Mexico. Where's my free shit?

Yeah, I know it's Juarez.

 

[SKORPI0]

Blackinches.

 

[dennilfloss]

Darnel Floss

j/k

 

[manimal]

I want to change my real name to manimal.

its been my handle since the late 80s.

I have always had weird comments about my real name since I was a kid.

I used to tell people my middle name was Aloisius.

 

[highland145]

I used to tell people my middle name was Aloisius.

One of my best friends growing up.

 

[rudeguy]

Pequito Roboto

I've already stated that if someone pays for it, I'll do it.