If you could change two things about where you lived what would you change?

[pete6032]

Cheaper rent. Upgrade capacity of public transit system so its not crowded on my commute every day.

 

[ctbaars]

1. Add the Oyster Bay Bridge/Tunnel.
2. Wish Islip had direct flights to the west coast.

 

[lxskllr]

Fewer people, and cooler weather.

 

[FeuerFrei]

Moar hills

Moar righteousness

 

[herm0016]

i just want the county government to let people with rural zoning do what the want, and not regulate them like they are in some shitty subdivision. otherise, i like the seasons, could do with a little less traffic and people, but overall its pretty great. ohh... make i70 4 lanes all the way to vail from denver.

 

[PricklyPete]

Looked like your state was on fire, according to the news.

It is. Too many people.

 

[pauldun170]

1. Add the Oyster Bay Bridge/Tunnel.

That would be awesome.

 

[highland145]

If I had to put a 3rd option: fix all the roads. Roads here are horrible. But if the roads are going to be as bad as they are, I rather just pay less taxes and deal with the pot holes.

Order a pizza.

https://www.foxbusiness.com/feature...potholes-is-pure-brilliance-brand-experts-say

 

[lxskllr]

Thinking about it, I might keep the people, but add velociraptors. We could use more predators, and they'll take care of the dumb people, which is really what's needed.

 

[highland145]

It is. Too many people.

Thinking about it, I might keep the people, but add velociraptors. We could use more predators, and they'll take care of the dumb people, which is really what's needed.

Maybe you 2 can work out a special. BOGO or something.

 

[Red Squirrel]

Order a pizza.

https://www.foxbusiness.com/feature...potholes-is-pure-brilliance-brand-experts-say

Haha I heard about this. Supposedly it's only in the states that they do that though. It's crossed my mind to go around at night fixing roads by packing gravel or even cement in the pot holes but knowing my city you can probably get fined for that.

 

[highland145]

Haha I heard about this. Supposedly it's only in the states that they do that though. It's crossed my mind to go around at night fixing roads by packing gravel or even cement in the pot holes but knowing my city you can probably get fined for that.

Probably. You took work from 7 guys that could have stood around that hole and pondered it.

 

[dainthomas]

Racist Ds are O.K. though? What about non racist conservatives?


Change? I'm pretty happy but I'm sure I'll come up with something.

For mythical creatures I'd rather have dragons.

 

[clamum]

- Less snow, but more importantly, warmer winters. Michigan winters can eat my cock, although they're definitely better downstate than in the U.P.
- Fix the fucking roads. Just about every goddamn road you drive on (freeways are pretty decent; I'm referring to the surface/city roads) is fuct and full of potholes. I'm just waiting for the time I get a flat or a fucking wheel falls off. I heard we (Michigan) spend less than almost every other state on roads... WITH THE KIND OF WEATHER WE HAVE. I'd believe it; they're f'ing horrible.

 

[Red Squirrel]

Probably. You took work from 7 guys that could have stood around that hole and pondered it.

And then come back a week later to fix it put cones around it.

 

[BarkingGhostar]

Did I miss someone suggesting the legalization of prostitution?

 

[Red Squirrel]

Did I miss someone suggesting the legalization of prostitution?

Plenty of prostitutes in my area but they are cheap for a reason. Be sure to pickup a fentanyl crisis kit at the health unit (free!) on the way in case she needs to be revived from OD.

 

[highland145]

For mythical creatures I'd rather have dragons.

Maybe you should go for rational thinkers in your coffee clutch. You know, balance out your group.

 

[thebestMAX]

Fewer people, and cooler weather.

Exactly! Better food and non chain restaurants would be nice too.

 

[soulcougher73]

Less humidity and heat
Less people

So basically i need to move somewhere better. I can list many more than 2 btw

 

[shortylickens]

Northern Virginia is full of angry, violent, miserable, hostile, threatening people. I'd get rid of that poisonous, evil attitude.

Dont need a second wish. The first one would fix so many other problems.

 

[JM Aggie08]

Lower tax rate.
Take my house, moved it 40 miles south where we used to live near downtown (the burbs are boooooring).

 

[IronWing]

Northern Virginia is full of angry, violent, miserable, hostile, threatening people. I'd get rid of that poisonous, evil attitude.

Dont need a second wish. The first one would fix so many other problems.

The one that thinks all the others are fuck-heads.

#1 People who say "better to be pissed off than pissed on".
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW YOU SICK FUCKIN ASSCLOWN!????

#2 Stealing the right of way when you dont have the right of way.

#3 Sitting on your fat lazy ass when you have the right of way fucking up the god damn rotation.

#4 Fucking up I'll, Aisle, and Isle.

#5 Nazis walking around armed in Virginia.

#6 Sarah Huckabees stupid fat ugly face.

#7 Sarah Huckabees stupid fat ugly words.

No one gives a fuck what you can remember because you are a sexy stupid slut.

THEY DO PAY YOU MORAN!
THEY PAY FUCKING TRILLIONS IN TAXES!

I'd fuck a quadriplegic pregnant nazi midget if she was interested.

Well then maybe you should stop fucking pigs.

You pig-fucker.

SHUT THE FUCK UP!!

Shut up, cint.

that was incredibly fucking stupid. Dont ever post it again.

Go ahead.

Shame me.

I give between zero and one fucks.

Do they have a mother? Punch her in the tit.

FUCK EVERYBODY!

I havent had it in like 7 days.

You DICK FACE!

YOU NEF LIKE OLD PEOPLE FUCK!

Well fuck you!

FUCKING SHIT COCK ASS TWAT!

Oh please do go fuck yourself!

I fucked Maynes mom.
I fucked Sonikkus mom.
I fucked Fritzos mom.
I fucked Zanovars mom.

Fuck Your Self.

YOU ARE A FUCKER YOU FUCKER!

FUCK!

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?

FUCKING COSMOPOLITANS!!!

OH MY GOD FUCKING STOP ALREADY!

SHIT!

FUCK YOU KITTY!

What the holy fuck kind of crazy bullshit are you peddling?

FUCK YOU I'M THIRTY-EIGHT!!

FUCK YOU BITCH I'M HALF CANADIAN!!

Shut the fuck up you fuckin fuck!

Fuck em.
When they try to punish you, fuckem again.
Then fuckem with a lawyer when they try to make shit serious.

Go fuck yourself.

"Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard. I'd fuck me so hard."

You might be on to something.

 

[BurnItDwn]

milder summers & less traffic

 

[JM Aggie08]

You might be on to something.

Quality.