If you could change one thing about your physical appearance, what would it be?

johnjohn320

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It's not to say we aren't satisfied with who we are, but we've all got that "sure wish I was [skinnier, taller, bulkier, had a nicer complexion]" thing. What's yours?

For me, it's height. I'm the son of a 4'8" woman and a 6'1" man. I wound up, as might be expected, right in the middle, at 5'7". Not terrible, but I sure wish I was taller. Your turn.
 

Vehemence

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Smaller penor. Having to constantly have a midget around carrying my wang so it doesn't drag is expensive these days, especially with how weak the dollar is.

Edit: Also, I'm tall and wouldn't mind being a little bit shorter, so if anyone wants "a couple of my inches", just give me a call. ;)
 

Ryan

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My belly pouch - I guess it could come in useful if I was a kangaroo or something.
 

Baked

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Dec 28, 2004
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Maybe add a few inches here and there. I heard chicks dig big black monsters ITB.
 

yllus

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I'm very happy with my physical frame. Maybe more a chiseled facial structure, or the perfect jaw alignment that a plastic surgeon wanted to break my jawbone and re-set a couple centimetres back to fix?
 

E equals MC2

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6'1" or 6'2" would be great.

But I guess I'm okay at 5'10". I have a 'tall-looking' stature where my friends think I'm same height as my friend who's 6'1". Plus my metro Aldo pimp man-heels also help. ;)

I'm happy with everything else. I gained some lbs + belly, but I can 'easily' get rid of those within my control (hard when you already got a gf).

 

destrekor

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Nov 18, 2005
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Flat chest.
:laugh:
srsly.
I have a dented chest, a 'hole' if you will, and it also seems to cause the bottom ribs to stick out further then they should.
I'd love to have a normal chest, to actually be able to have true pecs. Don't know if I'll ever be able to have well defined pecs. Upper chest and shoulders is about as much as I can hope for I think.
With a flat stomach, right now I'd appear to be undernourished due to how far the bottom ribs would stick out. And if I ever have a very nasty fall, those bottom ribs are destined to break like twigs. Oh, and I was just pressing on the bottom ribs... can you normally press on ribs and visible see them move inward? That was a little weird watching me do that, enough to make me stop for fear of doing something wrong. :laugh: :shudders:

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jonks

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Papa was hirsuit and I got the gene. Will remedy at the laser shop when I have enough disposable income. Happy with everything else.
 

ElFenix

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Originally posted by: nakedfrog
How about a killer rack? Can I do that?

willing to take hormones and have surgery? and hang out in bars with suggestive names?
 

Tremulant

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I wouldn't mind being about 5 or 6 inches taller. Currently 5'8" but like E=MC2 said, 6'1" or 6'2" would be great.
 

ConstipatedVigilante

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My very slight moobs. I've been working out and I have a decent amount of muscle (can see it if I tense up), but it's nearly impossible getting rid of that extra pectoral fat. I'm 6'0" 170 lbs by the way, so right around my normal weight.
 
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Either my hair (its thick and curly, and I don't like it), or my oily skin (within an hour or two of washing my face/skin its really oily already).

The rest is all stuff I can actually do if I get motivated enough to (get back that 6 pack I had a few years back :))
 

Svnla

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I don't mind being 6'1 or so <right now I am 5'10) plus I like to be toner and better in endurance such as running.
 

IceBergSLiM

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all you talking about weight issues(more or less weight) you CAN do something about that you are CHOOSING NOT TOO.

Don't Delude yourselves.