If you could be God

[DocBartend]

If you could be God for a day, what would you do?

 

[Red Dawn]

Make Box Springs quiet!

 

[GoingUp]

eliminate all religion from the earth

 

[Hoober]

Originally posted by: Gobadgrs
eliminate all religion from the earth

Suicidal?

 

[chin311]

make myself lots of money for all the days after that day

 

[ThaPerculator]

I would just walk around doing the "I GOT THA POWER!!" thing that Jim Carrey does in the trailer...

 

[FeathersMcGraw]

Give Jennifer Aniston bigger boobs.

 

[Haller]

Wow.......what a question. I suppose I would resurrect John Lennon and reunite The Beatles so I could use them for prophets. hmmmmm...save people from Hell of course. And explode a cow

 

[m2kewl]

Originally posted by: Gobadgrs
eliminate all religion from the earth

good one

 

[SarcasticDwarf]

sex....lots of sex

 

[chin311]

Originally posted by: m2kewl

Originally posted by: Gobadgrs
eliminate all religion from the earth

good one

hows that? :|

 

[aircooled]

I'd let everyone know I am just here to give you a false scence of confidence. You will confuse the fact that you have a conscious with me.

 

[yakko]

format world: /s /u

 

[TheCorm]

Oh all kinds of prank related stuff....maybe something worthwhile if I have time...wait I sec....I would be immortal so no worries with time!

I'd probably flood the earth again....I know it would mean breaking that old rainbow promise but it needs to be done...

 

[RJ45]

Originally posted by: FeathersMcGraw
Give Jennifer Aniston bigger boobs.

Do you realize how much this would throw the entire univers out of alignment?!? Are you mad?!?

 

[Hammer]

i would be bad. very bad.

 

[conjur]

I would:

• Eliminate 'professional' wrestling.

• Strike dead anyone associated with producing any 'reality' TV show

• B!tchslap religious zealots and fundamentalists

• Make chocolate currency

• Make every Fri. 'jeans day'

 

[Dedpuhl]

I would turn everyone into borg drones...

resistance is futile

 

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hows that?

Oh, lets see, since the whole mystery of a higher power would be solved, there would be no reason to have religion.
Religion is a belief system, a faith, since the existance of god would have been proven, there would be no need to have different faiths.
We would see a dramatic drop in the amount of violence and wars.

 

[xirtam]

I'll cross that bridge when I come to it. My perspective would be so much greater... whatever I would think I'd do as God now would be complete and total tunnel-vision-foolishness once I gained a "God" perspective.

Hm. An impossible but interesting hypothetical.

 

[KokomoGST]

I would give new meaning to the world "Godsmack"...

 

[m2kewl]

Originally posted by: yakko
format world: /s /u

md machine/illusion/earth_v2

xcopy machine/runtime/matrix machine/illusion/earth_v2 /e /s

run_populate_with_good_humans_only.exe

 

[m2kewl]

Originally posted by: SammySon

Quote -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Originally posted by: m2kewl Quote -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Originally posted by: Gobadgrs eliminate all religion from the earth -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- good one -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- hows that?

Oh, lets see, since the whole mystery of a higher power would be solved, there would be no reason to have religion. Religion is a belief system, a faith, since the existance of god would have been proven, there would be no need to have different faiths. We would see a dramatic drop in the amount of violence and wars.

sammyson <-- :beer: (there's hope for mankind yet )

 

[Haller]

Originally posted by: SammySon

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hows that?

Oh, lets see, since the whole mystery of a higher power would be solved, there would be no reason to have religion.
Religion is a belief system, a faith, since the existance of god would have been proven, there would be no need to have different faiths.
We would see a dramatic drop in the amount of violence and wars.

Actually when you think about it. You being God for a day wouldn't change a thing. Because man has an incredible power to deny something as large as God. People would still denounce you. And to think that you'd only be God for a day....so you might want to consider what you eliminate...seeing as how you're going to be mortal tomorrow. Mortal in a world full of people that just had their security taken away by you...scary

 

[Kyteland]

That would be a bad thing. In spite of any good intentions I may have I would probably fvck things up pretty bad.

But since you asked, I would probably try to speed up evolution a bit. There are a number of "undesirables" I would eliminate, especially here on ATOT