If you could be ANYONE for ONE HOUR, who?

[0roo0roo]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: 0roo0roo
angelina jolie, and yes i'd molest myself for that hour

have you seen her lately? she's like a stick figure person.

off the top of my head "hot" person. i have no particular obsession with angelina. since its a fantasy scenario, i'd assume it would be the still hot angelina jolie how about bringing back the dead... grace kelly then oh the wrongness would be so hot as well

 

[0roo0roo]

Originally posted by: Parasitic
I'd be GW Bush and issue an explicit irreversible executive order to pull out of Iraq, followed by an announcement of resignation and forced dissolvement of my cabinet members.

followed by nuking the country. more humane than dragging it out

 

[SSSnail]

I'd be GWB and confess, then make the death penalties more "liberal" and convict all my "base" for treasons.

 

[KK]

Originally posted by: JohnCU
dmcowen so i could post pornography and insult the mods all at once and get myself banned permanently.

I got excited there for a second.

 

[se7en]

I would be Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

1st declare Iran open for any terrorist seeking a home base / safe haven and offer them free shelter + food while they are staying.

2nd Order the military to the border and gun down anyone claiming to be a terrorist once they reach the border.

3rd Call up GWB and tell him all the goodness about to go down and invite him to Iran for a global summit meeting for all his staff.

4th Order more military to the airport to gun down anyone identifying themselves as GWB or staff.

5th Send my real mom a gift basket from Iran and one to my work with the note attached:

Dear Se7en,

Thanks for the wonderful evening last night I hope you can make it back to Iran sometime soon. I will never forget you and I will keep the pants you left here in rememberance of you. xoxo

Hugs n' Kisses,

Mahmoud

 

[imported_LoKe]

Originally posted by: CKent

Originally posted by: Skoorb
Would you be your worst enemy so 40 minutes in you could suck down a quart of drano?

The only question is which worst enemy... Could I be 30 different ones for 2 minutes apiece?

Worst is unequivocal. You can't have two "worst" enemies, much like you can't have two "best" friends.

 

[PrinceofWands]

Keith Urban.

 

[her209]

Mike Rowe and for the whole hour I would practice saying "Hi, I'm Mike Rowe."

 

[her209]

On second thought, I'd pick Steve Jobs and tell the Apple fanbois what I really think.