If you could be ANYONE for ONE HOUR, who?

[StageLeft]

Would you be the president so that you could pardon somebody or send some cruise missiles somewhere?

Would you be Jessica Biel so that you could post pics on the net and maybe even do yourself?

Would you be Bill Gates so that you could sign over your wealth to your current self?

Would you be your worst enemy so 40 minutes in you could suck down a quart of drano?

 

[JohnCU]

dmcowen so i could post pornography and insult the mods all at once and get myself banned permanently.

 

[Taejin]

Gates.

Then I'd pay Biel for teh pix, and hire ski masked men to force the drano down my worst archrival's throat.

winnar.

 

[StageLeft]

Originally posted by: Taejin
Gates.

Then I'd pay Biel for teh pix, and hire ski masked men to force the drano down my worst archrival's throat.

winnar.

Superb, I bet you are good at Chess!

 

[apac]

Chuck Norris.

/thread

 

[CKent]

Originally posted by: Skoorb
Would you be your worst enemy so 40 minutes in you could suck down a quart of drano?

The only question is which worst enemy... Could I be 30 different ones for 2 minutes apiece?

 

[DarkThinker]

G

 

[StageLeft]

Originally posted by: CKent

Originally posted by: Skoorb
Would you be your worst enemy so 40 minutes in you could suck down a quart of drano?

The only question is which worst enemy... Could I be 30 different ones for 2 minutes apiece?

No! One person for one hour!!

 

[sixone]

I'd like to be John Edwards (the Cross Country dude) for an hour. Just to know what it's really like.

 

[StevenYoo]

uh... Ron Jeremy?

 

[0roo0roo]

angelina jolie, and yes i'd molest myself for that hour

 

[Canai]

Would you be Bill Gates so that you could sign over your wealth to your current self?

Yup. I like money.

 

[The Boston Dangler]

tom brady. he's so dreamy...

 

[gamepad]

Originally posted by: Taejin
Gates.

Then I'd pay Biel for teh pix, and hire ski masked men to force the drano down my worst archrival's throat.

winnar.

/thread

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: 0roo0roo
angelina jolie, and yes i'd molest myself for that hour

have you seen her lately? she's like a stick figure person.

 

[Chryso]

Come on, guys. Wouldn't you want to be a woman and see what the multiple Os are like?

 

[Muadib]

Originally posted by: Canai

Would you be Bill Gates so that you could sign over your wealth to your current self?

Yup. I like money.

Yes, I pick this one as well.

 

[shortylickens]

Paris or some other waste of human life that I hate. Some classic spoiled American bitch that makes me sick.
I'd do massive drugs and zone out, let a hundred guys gang bang me and make sure it was all on tape. Something like the German GGG or Rocco Siffredi pornos only a lot more abusive. When she gets her own body back she'd have to take a week to get straightened out and then face the nightmare of the gangbang video.

Paris only has the one semi-hardcore video and she was in control the whole time, thats not good enough. She needs more peckers in her diet.
Britney and Lindsey would be decent picks as well, but it seems like they are suffering pretty good these days on their own, so I'd probably leave them be.

If you guys wanna add somebody to the list of sorry people who either need to be destroyed or just disappear, please comment.

 

[hiromizu]

Nacho Vidal.

 

[Kirby]

One of those Japanese fisherman that kills dolphins and makes celebrities cry.

 

[SlickSnake]

Originally posted by: nkgreen
One of those Japanese fisherman that kills dolphins and makes celebrities cry.

LoL!

Wish GRANTED! Now go off and spread the Dolphin Heroes love!

 

[SlickSnake]

Originally posted by: Chryso
Come on, guys. Wouldn't you want to be a woman and see what the multiple Os are like?

Uhhmm, I don't have to be a woman for that. I can tell you I can certainly surprise one, though! :Q

 

[MikeyIs4Dcats]

whoever Scarlett Johansson is fucking next

 

[jdoggg12]

Id be bill gates and send myself a few billion dollars. Then i'd videotape myself admitting that Vista is a flop and that dx10 is easily implented in XP but its the only selling point for vista.

 

[Parasitic]

I'd be GW Bush and issue an explicit irreversible executive order to pull out of Iraq, followed by an announcement of resignation and forced dissolvement of my cabinet members.