If you could ask God one question, and he had to answer it truthfully, what would you ask him?

[Goosemaster]

My question would be :

Is gravity due to electron affinity?

<--sucks as physics.

 

[PrincessGuard]

What's the deal with airline food anyway?

 

[kkeennyy]

I would ask him to post in http://shorl.com/hagujofrynode

 

[Bigblades]

I'd probably ask, Can I be your partner?

 

[Gooberlx2]

So if you created everything....what or who the hell created you?

 

[KLin]

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?

 

[mryellow2]

Why?

 

[DaFinn]

So, who is she... or are you g*y?

 

[Chaotic42]

Originally posted by: Ameesh
Now it is such a bizarrely impossible coincidence that anything so mind-bogglingly useful could have evolved purely by chance that some thinkers have chosen to see it as a final and clinching proof of the nonexistence of God. The arguement goes something like this:


"I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing."

"But," say Man, "the Babel fish is a dead giveaway, isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. QED."

"Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't though of that" and promply vanishes in a puff of logic.

"Oh, that was easy," says Man, and for an encore goes on to prove that black is white and gets himself killed on the next zebra crossing.

Most leading theologians claim that this argument is a load of dingo's kidneys, but that didn't stop Oolon Colluphid making a small fortune when he used it as the central theme of his bestselling book _Well That About Wraps It Up For God_.

Meanwhile, the poor Babel fish, by effectively removing all barriers to communication between different races and cultures, has caused more and bloodier wars than anything else in the history of creation.

 

[mobobuff]

"Does 0.9 repeating equal 1?"

 

[chuckywang]

"Why can't I have a period?"

 

Originally posted by: kkeennyy
I would pull an atheist "trick" and ask him to answer a logically impossible question.

By very definition, that would be impossible for him to get wrong. He can simply change all the rules, making any question and its answer wholly possible or impossible.

 

An irresistable force collides with an immovable object. What happens?

 

[zzzz]

what really happenened in the spider story?

 

[GiLtY]

"If you could get blown off the world for one word, what would it be?"

--GiLtY

 

[element]

Originally posted by: FallenHero
An irresistable force collides with an immovable object. What happens?

Your cement head has been bashed with a heavy physics book, you pass out. Then you hallucinate that you talked to god, become a right wing religious nutjob and try to kill as many living things as possible.

 

[element]

Originally posted by: GiLtY
"If you could get blown off the world for one word, what would it be?"

--GiLtY

god: "Suck" {points "down there"}

 

[T2T III]

God, why did you put me in this prison of hell called life?

 

[EyeMWing]

"What the *$#@ were you thinking?!?!?!?"

 

[gflores]

Why?

 

[Lonyo]

Originally posted by: zzzz
what really happenened in the spider story?

 

[Kenny1234]

Could you microwave a burrito so hot that even you couldn't eat it?

 

[Vic]

Originally posted by: mryellow2
Why?

The obvious question to ask. The one I would ask.

 

[rocadelpunk]

i'd ask if o.j. was guilty or not, i just don't know!

 

[T2T III]

Originally posted by: rocadelpunk
i'd ask if o.j. was guilty or not, i just don't know!

O.J. - he's so 90s. :Q

I think the proper question to ask: "Is Scott Peterson guilty?"