If you could ask God one question, and he had to answer it truthfully, what would you ask him?
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I'll ask him something like this: "So, when you give me your powers, will people have to call me god, or do you still wanna be god?"
Now it is such a bizarrely impossible coincidence that anything so mind-bogglingly useful could have evolved purely by chance that some thinkers have chosen to see it as a final and clinching proof of the nonexistence of God. The arguement goes something like this:
"I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing."
"But," say Man, "the Babel fish is a dead giveaway, isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. QED."
"Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't though of that" and promply vanishes in a puff of logic.
"I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing."
"But," say Man, "the Babel fish is a dead giveaway, isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. QED."
"Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't though of that" and promply vanishes in a puff of logic.
Anubis
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[lewis black] when i go to heven and right before god says 'whats the fusk are you dooing here' im gonna ask him HOW DID MARTH STEWERT GET ALL HER MONEY GOD, wth is up with that?[/lewis black]
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