If you can upload data to yourself like in the Matrix...

[Howard]

I don't know. I'd like to learn something that would make me rich (but not fabulously rich) and yet not famous.

 

[StevenYoo]

i'd take all the knowledge i could get

 

[sourceninja]

Originally posted by: arcenite
Probably have to be Brazilian Jiujitsu... I've always wanted to take it up...

unfortunatly knowing how to do something and doing it are two different things. You may know kungfu but outside of hte matrix you still get the crap kicked out of you by agent smith.

 

[Hammerhead]

I'd learn how to be a L33t Haxor

 

[LordMorpheus]

I'd go with fluency in spoken and written forms of every language, including the now dead ones.

I could make bank working with archaelogists, do lots of international business type things, etc. etc.

 

[notfred]

Ultimate social skills. I could get any woman, land any job. Hell, I could rule the world - I'd be able to rally anyone behind me because I'd be so fvcking charismatic.

 

[ColdFusion718]

Originally posted by: ebaycj
Understanding women FTW !

Ding Ding Ding! And we have a winner!

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: Phil
Pictures of all <40 and >18 women naked.
Then when you see one, flip through your memory and go "heyyyy......"

or EWWW!! my eyes!!!

 

[middlehead]

Originally posted by: Trippin315

Originally posted by: middlehead

Originally posted by: Trippin315
I woudl want to be Superman. Same answer should I meet a Genie in a bottle.

Martian Manhunter would be better. Just as strong and fast as Superman, with similar optic blasts, plus telepathy, invisibility, intangibility, and shapeshifting.

Yes, that sounds much better, but what are his weaknesses?

Fire, but he was able to get over it. Superman's not going to "get over" kryptonite.

 

[DaShen]

Originally posted by: ColdFusion718

Originally posted by: ebaycj
Understanding women FTW !

Ding Ding Ding! And we have a winner!

What is there to understand?

"I think of a man, but I take away reason and accountability" - Melvin
Then you add Social and Emotional Awareness and you have women.

 

[Noirish]

bill gates' knowledge.

 

[kmrivers]

everything and nothing

 

[imported_LoKe]

Originally posted by: MrLee

Originally posted by: DaY
I'd like to know PHP inside and out and be able to use it in perfection.

You could know how to be the best brain surgeon in the world in two clicks of a mouse and you would choose to know PHP...

What makes you think I want to be a brain surgeon? I doubt I'd enjoy that, but I would enjoy working with PHP all the time. It's not always about the money.

 

[dquan97]

copy *.*

 

[imported_Goo]

Formula for some kind of clean/safe/renewable energy, ala fusion reaction. $$ will take care the rest of my problem.