If you can upload data to yourself like in the Matrix...

[jtvang125]

I would make myself a human calculator so I'll be able to mentally compute any mathematical problem.

*Edit* You can only do it once.

 

[TallBill]

Originally posted by: jtvang125
I would make myself a human calculator so I'll be able to mentally compute any mathematical problem.

Thats the stupidest skill ever.

 

[waggy]

all of them.

 

[purbeast0]

to be the best golfer in the world.

 

[AgaBoogaBoo]

Just one skill? If not, then pretty much the best of everything I do

 

[AgaBoogaBoo]

Originally posted by: jtvang125
I would make myself a human calculator so I'll be able to mentally compute any mathematical problem.

4 function or scientific?

 

[PHiuR]

defintely not a human calculator...i'd want everything my memory can store.

 

[hypn0tik]

Originally posted by: AgaBoogaBoo

Originally posted by: jtvang125
I would make myself a human calculator so I'll be able to mentally compute any mathematical problem.

4 function or scientific?

Graphing, duh!!!

 

[DaShen]

Is there a skill to increase capacity and learning curve?

**EDIT**
If not, then maybe all known Physics (Mechanical - Quantum)

But more than likely

All known Medical knowledge and the proficiency to use that knowledge. Basically enough to be the most proficient surgeon out there.

 

[ebaycj]

Understanding women FTW !

 

[imported_Trippin315]

I woudl want to be Superman. Same answer should I meet a Genie in a bottle.

 

[Amplifier]

wooooah, i know kung fu

 

[arcenite]

Probably have to be Brazilian Jiujitsu... I've always wanted to take it up...

 

[Biggerhammer]

Windows ME!

 

[JS80]

Originally posted by: TallBill

Originally posted by: jtvang125
I would make myself a human calculator so I'll be able to mentally compute any mathematical problem.

Thats the stupidest skill ever.

that's not even a skill. some retarded people can do that (like rain man).

 

[maddogchen]

i would load a cheat, to beat the game!

 

[imported_LoKe]

I'd like to know PHP inside and out and be able to use it in perfection.

 

[DaShen]

Come on guys, you have to think broader than some of the answers given. Why learn a purely physical skill because in the real world chances are you won't have the athleticism to do those skills? Martial arts takes years of practice to just get the muscles strong and good enough to do some things. You have to do something that requires your brain. Think of something that takes people years of studying to achieve. Law school, Medical school, Sales/Negotiation, Physics... Why learn a programming language? They get outdated and you will ahve to learn a new one. Calculators and brute mathematics isn't a learned trait as much as a trait by how your brain is composed. Autistic and Idiot Savants are some of the best calculators or photographic memory people out there.

I would choose to learn All Known Medical skills and knowledge because one, it makes a great difference in a person's life (you can literally save lives), and two, not many people out there could do it, so there is a need for people like this.

 

[imported_Phil]

Pictures of all <40 and >18 women naked.
Then when you see one, flip through your memory and go "heyyyy......"

 

[Fingolfin269]

I would upload data to myself that would give me the ability to build and operate my own personal version of the machine that just uploaded the data.

 

[Don Vito Corleone]

Two words: Peter North.

 

[Mr Pickles]

Originally posted by: DaY
I'd like to know PHP inside and out and be able to use it in perfection.

You could know how to be the best brain surgeon in the world in two clicks of a mouse and you would choose to know PHP...

 

[leon94]

Mad sex skills!

 

[DaShen]

Originally posted by: MrLee

Originally posted by: DaY
I'd like to know PHP inside and out and be able to use it in perfection.

You could know how to be the best brain surgeon in the world in two clicks of a mouse and you would choose to know PHP...

QFT

 

[Shortcut]

the ability to read your minds!