If you can gain one superpower on AT forums, what will it be?

[Braznor]

So you wake up and find out that you have gained one superpower on AT forums consisting of any one of the following:

1. Unbannable.
2. Deleting and editing other people posts without them or the mods knowing anything about it.
3. Banning anyone you like including the mods.
4. Create threads and posts using other people ids.
5. Access to other people's PMs and spoofing them on PM.
6. Shutting down the AT forums anytime you like, but not permanently.
7. Unbanning previously banned members.
8. The power to perform timewarps.
9. Mass spamming without the 15 second limit.
10. Getting rid or merging or creating new subforums.

Which one will you choose and what havoc will you cause?

Feel free to add your own superpowers you can think of getting on AT forums?

 

[SlitheryDee]

Unbanning members for sure. I'd bring back Rudeguy and Alky.

 

[Captante]

7. Unbanning previously banned members.


No question about it!

 

[Fanatical Meat]

Unbanning members for sure. I'd bring back Rudeguy and Alky.

This!

 

[Newell Steamer]

I would like the super power of: send a rancid, vomit inducing stench to any poster I choose. I mean putrid. Something so powerful and terrible, it physically hurts. Like, sinuses and nostrils are damaged.

 

[Thebobo]

I voted unban -

 

[Ken g6]

How about the power to change people's avatars, usernames, and titles? You can have that now! Although I need to work on making title changes more intuitive - right now you have to add a div and span below someone's username.

 

[Schmide]

I vote penis graffiti

 

[rcpratt]

Unbanning is the only one that has any real value behind it. The others are just variations on forum tomfoolery.

 

[RossMAN]

7. Welcome back Alky and Pliablemoose with open arms.

Yeah right like that'll ever happen.

 

[poofyhairguy]

7. Welcome back Alky and Pliablemoose with open arms.

Yeah right like that'll ever happen.

Why? I miss them both.

 

[JSt0rm]

I would prefer to hijack the ad revenue.

 

[JulesMaximus]

The power to see the moderator discussions forum.

 

[Krazy4Real]

power to merge subforums

unban members is a close second

 

[gevorg]

11. View mod's member notes. :twisted:

 

[SSSnail]

You forgot "Access to the Lifer's Forum"

 

[lxskllr]

I would like the super power of: send a rancid, vomit inducing stench to any poster I choose. I mean putrid. Something so powerful and terrible, it physically hurts. Like, sinuses and nostrils are damaged.

I like this

 

[poofyhairguy]

You forgot "Access to the Lifer's Forum"

I thought that was make believe?

 

[sdifox]

Backtrace and firebomb

 

[SSSnail]

I thought that was make believe?

You don't have access?

 

[sdifox]

You don't have access?

Stfu

 

[natto fire]

I like how this forum is just basically an echo chamber of a few members, and we try to pretend there is a diverse community here. I am personally sick of it, but it is a good laugh when people think this is some kind of "community".

My superpower would be to save a relevant necro from the mods. And then bring people back to this forum that don't suck. Plenty of suck stupid dumbshit assholes here, and they seem to be welcomed now that activity has gotten lower. I suppose the advertising arm of this venture figures any activity is good activity.

 

[olds]

Unbanning members for sure. I'd bring back Rudeguy and Alky.

I'd reban Alky and then ban you.

 

[RossMAN]

I'd reban Alky and then ban you.

Then I'd unban Alky and banish you to Olds basement.

 

[Ruptga]

Then I'd unban Alky and banish you to Olds basement.

I'd push both of you down there after him and disconnect the modem on my way out.

I voted timewarps, if I could only ban or only unban and I later regretted my decision I wouldn't be able to undo it.