If you can ask Satan one question, what would it be?

[mobobuff]

"Did you really go down to Georgia, and did you indeed find a soul to steal?"

 

[Spamela]

are you going to let GWB steal the election, again?

 

[aircooled]

Is my room ready??

 

[Zysoclaplem]

Boxers or Briefs?

 

[GasX]

Are you going to continue to implant righteous delusions into the liberals heads?

 

[clamum]

Why do you rule so much?

 

[XMan]

Originally posted by: LordMorpheus
"was the war really a close contest, or was it a forgone conclusion? I mean, you were invading heaven and fighting god . . . did you really think you could win?

LOL!

 

[SunnyD]

Whadup beeotch?!

 

[Mucho]

Do conservatives have a soul?

 

[gotensan01]

Is your p3nis also red?

 

[BlueWeasel]

Originally posted by: Insane3D
Is it a dry heat?

:laugh:

 

[jyates]

Knowing what you know now, would you rebell against God again?

 

[azazyel]

Some funny questions here but just because there is a god doesn't mean there is a "devil". If you read the old testiment you will be hard pressed to find evidence of an enemy of god.

 

[rayray2]

Originally posted by: azazyel
Some funny questions here but just because there is a god doesn't mean there is a "devil". If you read the old testiment you will be hard pressed to find evidence of an enemy of god.

OMG! Obviously you've never read Genesis chapter 3.

 

[Storm]

Do you have any "hot" daughters?

 

[Mr N8]

How did that kid from Georgia beat you, anyway?

 

[jyates]

Originally posted by: rayray2

Originally posted by: azazyel
Some funny questions here but just because there is a god doesn't mean there is a "devil". If you read the old testiment you will be hard pressed to find evidence of an enemy of god.

OMG! Obviously you've never read Genesis chapter 3.

Quite a bit about Satan in the book of Job also.

 

[Demon-Xanth]

If I were to go down there, could I get a good, rewarding, job?

 

[Kyteland]

Can I ask you a question?

Doh! >_<

 

[TheAudit]

When are we going to hook up?

 

[azazyel]

Originally posted by: jyates

Originally posted by: rayray2

Originally posted by: azazyel
Some funny questions here but just because there is a god doesn't mean there is a "devil". If you read the old testiment you will be hard pressed to find evidence of an enemy of god.

OMG! Obviously you've never read Genesis chapter 3.

Quite a bit about Satan in the book of Job also.

- the words statan or devil are not mentioned in the entire book of Genesis.
- Satan is one of many untranslated words in the bible. Satan is a Hebrew word which means 'adversary' and that is the label that is used to describe the angel. Now, in the book of Job who is the one who punishes Job?

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: Goosemaster
Please explain to me, in grave detail, your thought process, in no less than 100 words, for creating hot hsiapnic women...

Also, do you have a pen and paper?

so hot you even get distracted while typing?

 

[spidey07]

"How in the world did you spawn my ex-wife and would you call that your greatest achievement?"

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: Nitemare

Originally posted by: Goosemaster
Please explain to me, in grave detail, your thought process, in no less than 100 words, for creating hot hsiapnic women...

Also, do you have a pen and paper?

so hot you even get distracted while typing?

some how some thing happens when I try to type"hsiapnic' women" and it alsways comes out hsiapnic

something about hsiapnic women just messes with me

 

[cheapgoose]

I'd ask him if he could hook me up with a nice apt by the lava pit.