If you can ask Satan one question, what would it be?

[sillymofo]

I figured, if there's a God, there then must be Satan. So what one thing would you ask Satan if you meet him or her? And no, I already ask that... and he said no. :evil:

 

[lordtyranus]

I'd ask him if he could give me 3 hot chicks.

 

[n0cmonkey]

Are you my daddy?

 

[Insane3D]

Is it a dry heat?

 

[vi edit]

Did you really get sodomized by Saddam?

 

[kkeennyy]

why?

 

[Anubis]

why arnt you kicking more ass topside?

 

[z0mb13]

you vs god, who would win?

 

[her209]

Who really came first, the man or the woman?

 

[Klixxer]

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Are you my daddy?

Damn, that was my line.

 

[Chronoshock]

What's the next powerball winning #? (I'd say I'd use the money for evil purposes so hopefully he'd help out, if he doesn't oh well, I lose a few bucks)

 

[jadinolf]

Satan, what do you do with excess lawyers?

(always wondered)

 

[deftron]

Can I get 'wha wha' ?

 

[xSkyDrAx]

Can I have your job?

 

[zimu]

totally figured there'd be a southpark reference in here somewhere

 

[RaistlinZ]

Where can I get some good weed?

 

[TuxDave]

Originally posted by: z0mb13
you vs god, who would win?

 

[Ready]

I would ask Satan
"If you could ask God one question, and he had to answer it truthfully, what would you ask him?"

 

[daveshel]

What did you give George W. Bush for his soul?

 

[Goosemaster]

Please explain to me, in grave detail, your thought process, in no less than 100 words, for creating hot hsiapnic women...

Also, do you have a pen and paper?

 

[Shawn]

Paper or plastic?

 

[anxi80]

me: are you really satan?!?!
satan: yes. thank you, come again!
me: sonofabi...

 

[sygyzy]

Why did you give yourself the initials GWB?

 

[IEC]

What will your last words be when God strikes you down for good?

 

[LordMorpheus]

"was the war really a close contest, or was it a forgone conclusion? I mean, you were invading heaven and fighting god . . . did you really think you could win?