If you are a member of your Church board, get a free candle lighter!

[DavidTigerFan]

I wouldn't get this if you aren't somehow involved in your church business...seems kinda sacreligious...

here

 

[Dameon]

but if you're seriously against organized religion, tell 'em you're interested in everything.

One warning though, it'll put you on every jesus loves you list there is.

 

[LizReed]

That'd be great for lightin' up a big phatty!!

 

[Thyme]

Remember, Jesus loves you.
Everyone else thinks you're a total jackass

 

[CentralScrutinizer]

These candles are really good for burning witches. I heard Attorney-General nominee John Ashcroft just ordered a whole case for burning all christ-haters and dancers.

 

[mastarecoil]

Does a gaming clan count as an organized religion?