If you and one woman were left on earth...

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Nograts

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The nectar of the gods is the sweat that runs between them boobies. :awe:

That's fuckin gross, she looks like she's nearing 50 and fast. If she were on a desert island she would turn tomato in about 30 seconds because she's a daywalker. Bad choice, hand over your man card now.
 

TheGardener

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Sounds like a scenario where the cockroaches inherit the earth.

Ever think that maybe Kate Upton would take one look at you and go find a deserted island to wait out her days?

My luck it would be Rosie O'Donnell.
 

Crono

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so extinction it is.

Good point. :| :hmm:

Emma Watson, then. Practical axe wielding skills, and she seems to be good in end of the world scenarios. :)

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Attic

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my wife........









Just kidding, I'm not married.


Definately not my wife.

Whoever you pick, she'll drive you nuts. I'd pick up a high class escort to repopulate the world. She could be as crazy as the rest, but at least i'm gonna know she can get down to biz. This would ultimately make the future need to ignore her a bit easier.
 
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SSSnail

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That Heather chic from iDeepThroat. :wub:

Yeah, I know, it's going down the wrong way, but I'll try my darndest.
 

artemicion

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Better thread:

If you and one person of the opposite gender, who happens to be the most unattractive, unintelligent, and unpleasant person you can imagine, were the last two people on earth, would you grit your teeth and begin the re-population programme, or would you doom humankind to extinction?
 

ALIVE

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Better thread:

If you and one person of the opposite gender, who happens to be the most unattractive, unintelligent, and unpleasant person you can imagine, were the last two people on earth, would you grit your teeth and begin the re-population programme, or would you doom humankind to extinction?

lol
she will be dead in 5 sec
i will kill her
now you are not serious
 

waggy

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hmm

at that point why be picky? does she have a pulse? and able to have kids?

good.
 

DigDog

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well, 30~ish rabbits managed to populate all of australia. we shouldn't have any problem.

also, you gon' need a young'un to repopulate. women are only fertile until their 40s. that leaves you barely enough time to make 30 kids, not even considering how many would die.
 

ALIVE

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Here's something of interest to read....
Can two people repopulate Earth? Is it possible?


when you fuck science logic reality
to fit political agendas in the case theological

the inbreeding will have such severe toll in the genetic that will end in the end or race

life example cheetah which are doomed to be gone

IQ and metal issues being a problem of inbreeding
having each generation more stupid will not help also

in the end they will be so stupid that they will simple be killed by the surroundings


so the yes supporters are pipe dreaming
 

MongGrel

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when you fuck science logic reality
to fit political agendas in the case theological

the inbreeding will have such severe toll in the genetic that will end in the end or race

life example cheetah which are doomed to be gone

IQ and metal issues being a problem of inbreeding
having each generation more stupid will not help also

in the end they will be so stupid that they will simple be killed by the surroundings


so the yes supporters are pipe dreaming

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Nograts

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You arent gonna comment on their love for Hitler?
Or the fact only one of the identical twin pair needed braces?

Bro I love Hitler. Guy was a genius. Almost conquered Europe. Think about it, could rival America if he had. Sure he was fucked up in the brain. But gotta give some of us some inspiration.
 

John Connor

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I mean for fucks sakes even in your imaginary world you still would want to watch Fox News. You are so fucking brain washed nobody here can every take you seriously regardless of the scenario.

Well, exscuse me for watching FoxNews, punk! Butt hurt enough there? :rolleyes: