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If women are bad drivers, men are bad pedestrians!

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Sir Fredrick

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Over 70% of pedestrians killed by automobiles are male.

Even from ages 9 and under, the number of males killed is literally TWICE that of females.

Stay out of the streets guys!
 
Just to turn up the 'ol heat a little, how many of those 70% male pedestrian?s killed, were killed by women drivers.....? 😉

j/k!

 


<< Just to turn up the 'ol heat a little, how many of those 70% male pedestrian?s killed, were killed by women drivers.....? 😉

j/k! >>



lol that I'd like to know. Unfortunately, my book doesn't specify.
 
Like the women always say, "If you don't like the way I drive (while putting on makeup or digging through my purse), then stay off the sidewalk". Also, all those guys are walking because they are too scared to ride with women drivers.


Yeah Baby, my 500th post and I'm neffin' like a mutha.
 
snapster is on the right track... the very first thing i thought was "so... this means female drivers run over men more often than women" 😉
 
Here's the FACTS:
Women are bad drivers for 3 MAJOR reasons...
1. Women never let ANYONE in, you could have your blinker on for hours and they wouldn't notice it; thus, women don't pay a lot of attention while driving.
2. Women put on makeup while driving, its a fact.
3. Women are always on a cell phone, and it's never business. Least if a guy is on the phone he's talking about business not a pointless thing females cluck about.😀
 
Yes, that's why we females have insurance rates so much lower than the "good drivers". You see, the people that actually calculate risk and are trying to keep the insurance companies rolling in the $$$ are actually idiots. They are just trying to punish the men, especially young men, for being such excellent and safe drivers
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As for the pedestrians, everyone knows it is a small group of femi-nazis that does the damage. In the sisterhood, we call them the Nazgurls. The rest of the women just runn over fire hydrants, hit trees, etc.
 


<< Here's the FACTS:
Women are bad drivers for 3 MAJOR reasons...
1. Women never let ANYONE in, you could have your blinker on for hours and they wouldn't notice it; thus, women don't pay a lot of attention while driving. >>


I'm very attentive and accomodating to other drivers simply because I'm afraid of their reactions if I'm not. I would rather let someone pass than have them tailgate, I'd rather let someone in than make them shove their way in. Dangerous.


<< 2. Women put on makeup while driving, its a fact. >>


I DO NOT wear makeup. Never have, never will.


<< 3. Women are always on a cell phone, and it's never business. Least if a guy is on the phone he's talking about business not a pointless thing females cluck about.😀 >>


The phone is evil.
 
You know why guys insurance is higher?
IT's because we make more money than women, on average.

I'm affraid to get in a car with any of my female friends driving. They've got to talk on the cell phone, no matter what the road conditions are like.

One chick bitched at me last year when it iced over and I was taking the highway.

"Shut up bitch, I know how to drive on ice"
 
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