If we ever capture Osama...

[bugsysiegel]

Originally posted by: Valhalla1

Originally posted by: optoman
Maybe we could just shuffle him off to some little island and not tell anyone.

or maybe we already have... :Q

Ooooooh! I never thought of that, you sir, are a crafty dude!

 

[Kadarin]

It's too bad Jeffrey Dahmer's already dead; they'd make excellent cell-mates (and an excellent meal for ol' Jeffy-boy)...

 

[Skyclad1uhm1]

Originally posted by: bugsysiegel

Originally posted by: spankyOO7
i think we should put him in a straightjacket and throw him into a federal prison, where he can be someone's wife.

I like that plan!

If that doesn't work out you can always just lock him up with some Catholic priests instead.

 

[dude]

None of those torture methods will ever happen. Why? Because he'll be brought over to US soil for court trials first. Then, some lawyer will convince the dumb ass judges to let him free on bail. He won't flee because he's too "high profile" to go anywhere.
Then, Goddamn Bin Laden will hijack a taxi cab driver and make him run into a hotdog stand.

 

[Hayabusa Rider]

5 bucks says he is already dead, and his followers have made it so his body cannot be found. Entertainment for decades. He will be seen with Elvis within 6 months

 

[AdamDuritz99]

Am I the only one who doesn't see death as fitting? Ok, most of you peeps are atheist, so that means no hell. To him, how is death really a punishment? He thinks he gets to go to his magical place, so it's not bad for him. Then once he's dead, he's just dead, and that?s it. Physical torture will never happen. Sorry guys, this is America. Most citizens might have lost their ethics, inside government might have lost their ethics, but public government actions still have principal and ethics behind it. I say mental torture is the worst punishment. My personal ideal of mental torture would be locked in a straight jacket in a dark padded room for the rest of his life. No human contact, just fed through a tube and keep him alive the longest we can.

Anyone have suggestions for the worst mental torture possible?


peace
sean

 

[Texmaster]

Originally posted by: optoman
would it be in our best interest to torture him to get info from him?

I think it would because this man is out to kill everyone of us and he would do it in a heartbeat. I know it's not the American way to torture someone, but he isn't American. Can't we just take him to some small island and do all the nasty things we want to do to him?

No he's a nutcase. Toturing him wont get anything out of him. He was be excuted quickly after capture before he is used by the terrorists as another demand of America.

 

[shiner]

Give him to me. I have this plan that involves dynamite, his rectum, and a bunch of lawn chairs.

 

[Texmaster]

Originally posted by: shinerburke
Give him to me. I have this plan that involves dynamite, his rectum, and a bunch of lawn chairs.

How about a Grenade, a pair of tongs and a funnel?

 

[Hammer]

Seriously the easiest thing to do would be to put him in federal prison and leak the word to the prisoners there that there would be no interference or consequences if something happens to him.

 

[ttn1]

You're making the HUGE assumption that the US actually wants him caught. If he was caught, the war on terrorism would effectively be over. As long is he is on the lose, the US can continue to openly declare war on every target the US determines to be terrorist related.

Without Osama, open season would be over. If he were caught or killed, the world would know. That's just too juicy a tidbit for the media to ignore.

My bet would be on the US military actually protecting him and helping him to continue his evasion.

 

[toant103]

stone him with pebbles. ehehehe

 

[pac1085]

I'd like to see him tortured for the rest of his life, but were in the US. If we catch him, he will be tried, convicted and executed in the most painless way, lethal injection. Thats the us for ya heh.