If we ever capture Osama...

optoman

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would it be in our best interest to torture him to get info from him?

I think it would because this man is out to kill everyone of us and he would do it in a heartbeat. I know it's not the American way to torture someone, but he isn't American. Can't we just take him to some small island and do all the nasty things we want to do to him?
 

FoBoT

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i hope we never capture him
confirmation that he was killed would be nice, but capture would be a three ring circus and give him more publicity/forum to spout off

a dead osama is the better outcome
 

optoman

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Maybe we could just shuffle him off to some little island and not tell anyone.

Also, I think who ever does capture him should get the money, even if it is some of our own troops. It would be great if a bunch of army guys would get to split up 25 million. All the guys out there deserve it.
 

Harvey

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I'm not usually into grusome stuff like torture, but in his case, maybe we could skip the info and just enjoy the torture. Perhaps we could cut off small parts of him, one at a time, and force him to watch while they are ground up with hog swill and fed to the pigs.

Don't take me too seriously on this. It's just fantasy revenge thoughts for the insane level of evil he has already perpetrated.
 

spanky

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i think we should put him in a straightjacket and throw him into a federal prison, where he can be someone's wife.
 

Bulk Beef

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Originally posted by: spankyOO7
i think we should put him in a straightjacket and throw him into a federal prison, where he can be someone's wife.
Who would want him? Imagine how bad that guy smells.
 

tweakmm

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I'm not sure how I feel about toururing him, but he is not going to be "found" alive. I suspect that if we have not already captured him that if we ever do he will be tourtured and then executed with the public thinking he is still "on the loose"
 

SHoddyCOmp

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Dead osama would be better but im sure we could think of some nice things to do to him if we ever wanted to torture him to death instead..... :D
 

Mookow

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Originally posted by: spankyOO7
i think we should put him in a straightjacket and throw him into a federal prison, where he can be someone's wife.

I think you have a misconception there. He'd be the whole prison's wife.
 

crystal

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Why kill the guy outright when his head is full of useful information. Just don't tell anyone you have in custody and take your time in extract the information.
 

notfred

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Originally posted by: optoman
I know it's not the American way to torture someone, but he isn't American.

So, then, I guess we can steal airplanes and crash them into buildings. As long as the buildings are in foriegn countries, then it's ok! Don't like the french? Crash an airplane into the Eiffel tower! What we do them doesn't matter, because they're not American! Tired of hearing from all those crazy liberals in Europe? Send some suicide bombers over there! I mean, suicide bombing is a very "unamerican" thing to do, but hey, we're not in America, we no longer have any values! Murder, rape, plunder and steal, as long as it's not your own country!



Seriously, the notion that we can torture people just because they're from a foreign country is one of the most idiotic things I've ever heard.
 

optoman

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Ouch, not what I really meant at all. I was trying to say is that we should treat him like he treats us. He will go and tell people to kill all Americans and Isreales (sp?) anyway possible. If this sick bastard is going to try and kill some innocent child because of their nationality then I would think that we should do whatever is necessary to stop him, even if that means torture.

Little off topic but one of the things that has always bugged me is that why are there rules to war? If you are trying to defend yourself then why can't you use any weapon available? If it is a chemical agent or bullet that makes you slowly bleed to death, whats the difference.
 

Lucky

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Ideally, we should treat him the same way daniel pearl was treated. Take pictures with a gun held to his head, force him to say christians and jews are superior to muslims, force him to say he feels bad for the countless suffering he inflicted. Then find a chunk of the WTC, and bash his head mercilessly until he is just short of death. After that, we would take him to an auto junkyard and put his body in a car crusher. See how he likes being smooshed to death.

but that wont happen.
 

z0mb13

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Originally posted by: Mookow
Originally posted by: spankyOO7
i think we should put him in a straightjacket and throw him into a federal prison, where he can be someone's wife.

I think you have a misconception there. He'd be the whole prison's wife.

nahhhh..... its possible that he might enjoy it!!
just tie him up in a public space and let people have fun.....

 

Vic

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I seriously doubt that Emmanuel Goldstein... oops, sorry, I mean Osama bin Laden, will ever be captured.
 

Cyco

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Originally posted by: Lucky
Ideally, we should treat him the same way daniel pearl was treated. Take pictures with a gun held to his head, force him to say christians and jews are superior to muslims, force him to say he feels bad for the countless suffering he inflicted. Then find a chunk of the WTC, and bash his head mercilessly until he is just short of death. After that, we would take him to an auto junkyard and put his body in a car crusher. See how he likes being smooshed to death.

but that wont happen.
I like this.

 

Martin

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The problem with torture is this: Once you start using it on people like OBL and you see how effective it can be, you might say "well, why don't we torture killers" and you move down until torture is a common and accepted practise. After all, its quite easy to find excuses for it.

And no, this is not some pie-in-the-sky bullsh!t. This sort of thing has happened in many countries in the recent past and I read quite a few examples in this book published by Amnesty International (the book itself was published in 1991, so it has nothing to do with terrorism or 9-11 or OBL, but torture in general).


Just put a bullet through his head and get it over with. Lowring yourself to his level won't bring anyone back from the dead.
 

SuperTool

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I would bring all his close relatives here, and make him watch them being killed one by one. Then I would kill him Danny Pearl style, and send the video to Al-Jazeera, so all these potential terrorists know the drill. And make sure that every dictator and terrorist in the world gets a personal copy. What these terrorists need to know that even if they kill themselves, there will be consequences to the ones they love. If they don't care about themselves, maybe they'll care about their relatives. Right now they think that if they kill themselves their families will be taken care of. I agree, they should be "taken care of". That will make them think twice about trying any new stunts. Kinda extreme, but these guys only understand brutality. They had enjoyed all our freedoms and rights, and they stabbed us in the back.
Of course, I wouldn't do it on US soil, because we don't want his stinking blood on our land.
 

bugsysiegel

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Originally posted by: spankyOO7
i think we should put him in a straightjacket and throw him into a federal prison, where he can be someone's wife.

I like that plan!