If Trump wins

[soundforbjt]

see, now I thought you could only catch 'teh gayz' but now you can catch 'mooslem' too?
And I thought zika was rough.

It's a messed up world.

And ONLY Trump can fix it !

 

[Puffnstuff]

And ONLY Trump can fix it !

I predict that he will legalize pedophilia within the first 100 days. Surely this will make the republicapes happy.

 

[brandonbull]

I predict that he will legalize pedophilia within the first 100 days. Surely this will make the republicapes happy.

I'm sure Huma Abedin's( long time Clinton aide) husband could help with this.

 

[brandonbull]

so hillary's now a muslim? jesus, I can't keep up with this fucked up thinking.

Clinton and members of the current Obama administration do seem to have strong ties to Islam.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

I'm sure Huma Abedin's( long time Clinton aide) husband could help with this.

thank you for clearing that up. I keep confusing all the Huma Abedin's out there.

 

[nakedfrog]

Clinton and members of the current Obama administration do seem to have strong ties to Islam.

Makes sense, since Clinton founded ISIS and then spent her entire adult life fighting them. Very strong ties. Much better than the skinny ties we used to have back in the 80s. Anybody remember those?

 

[BurnItDwn]

Clinton and members of the current Obama administration do seem to have strong ties to Islam.

Just like how Trump has strong ties to christianity? something about how jesus made fish into wine and fantiszed about his daughter while grabbing all the women by their vaginas?

 

[zinfamous]

Just like how Trump has strong ties to christianity? something about how jesus made fish into wine and fantiszed about his daughter while grabbing all the women by their vaginas?

Trump is a yuuuge fan of Corinthians Two, Yuuge! And the sequel is better than the original!

 

[Perknose]

Guys, it's a tit near 1am in the UK. OP has probably been snoggered on malt whisky for a while now.

I know this idiom as schnockered. I guess YMMV, but "schnockered" definitely preceded snoggered in the slang lexicon. <shrug>

 

[hal2kilo]

Just like how Trump has strong ties to christianity? something about how jesus made fish into wine and fantiszed about his daughter while grabbing all the women by their vaginas?

Wonder when's the last time he darkened the door of a Presbyterian church.

 

[zinfamous]

I know this idiom as schnockered. I guess YMMV, but "schnockered" definitely preceded snoggered in the slang lexicon. <shrug>

In my defense, I was too schnockered at the time of this post to properly distinguish the terms...and I actually assumed that "snoggered" had a more Saxon-Gaelic internal consonance to it that might resonate better with our esteemed OP.

Please forgive me.

 

[Perknose]

Please forgive me.

Close your eyes and hold out your hand.

 

[soulcougher73]

I predict that he will legalize pedophilia within the first 100 days. Surely this will make the republicapes happy.

If he doesnt recognize human on toaster marriage i'm through with him!!

 

[FerrelGeek]

I predict that he will legalize pedophilia within the first 100 days. Surely this will make the republicapes happy.

And a few dumbasscraps as well.

 

[RichUK]

Oh dear. Latest polling shows Clinton's lead has further diminished - she's now down to a 1.8% lead.

Trump FTW. haha

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

And a few dumbasscraps as well.

did you come up with that by yourself? that's some comedy gold right there!

 

[amenx]

The first 100 horrific days of a Trump presidency

https://www.washingtonpost.com/opin...bca4d2-a286-11e6-a44d-cc2898cfab06_story.html

 

[FerrelGeek]

did you come up with that by yourself? that's some comedy gold right there!

And what was your opinion about 'republicapes', which is what I was parodying? Or are you just another pathetic soul that can't take what your side dishes out?

 

[FerrelGeek]

I know this idiom as schnockered. I guess YMMV, but "schnockered" definitely preceded snoggered in the slang lexicon. <shrug>

The more common Brit slang for drunk, mate, is 'in the piss'.

In my defense, I was too schnockered at the time of this post to properly distinguish the terms...and I actually assumed that "snoggered" had a more Saxon-Gaelic internal consonance to it that might resonate better with our esteemed OP.

Please forgive me.

Well now, this explains most of your posts."

* - j/k. Couldn't resist

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

And what was your opinion about 'republicapes', which is what I was parodying? Or are you just another pathetic soul that can't take what your side dishes out?

nope, republicapes is pretty lame too

 

[zinfamous]

Well now, this explains most of your posts."

* - j/k. Couldn't resist

Thing is, you're probably more correct here than you assume.

 

[FerrelGeek]

nope, republicapes is pretty lame too

Agreed, which is why I said mine was a parody.

 

[FerrelGeek]

LMAO! Well, if some day we meet, the first round is on me.

Thing is, you're probably more correct here than you assume.

 

[RichUK]

Trump is gonna win.

Can you feel it?

 

[thraashman]

Trump is gonna win.

Can you feel it?

Don't trust him. He's got UK in his name. He's just trying to weaken us so that they can get their colonies back!