If those penis enlargement creams I keep getting in my email worked...

Bleep

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They need some kind of cream to tighten up the garage. The heck with getting a bigger car.
Bleep
 

MrAwesome

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Originally posted by: Bleep
They need some kind of cream to tighten up the garage. The heck with getting a bigger car.
Bleep

Here here. Especially if you like to park it in the rear.

Wait a minute, that didn't come out right at all.
 

Tab

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Oh! You can tell me about the penis cream later! I've remortgaged seven times and I don't even own a home!
 

Jeff7181

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Originally posted by: MrAwesome
Originally posted by: Bleep
They need some kind of cream to tighten up the garage. The heck with getting a bigger car.
Bleep

Here here. Especially if you like to park it in the rear.

Wait a minute, that didn't come out right at all.

And it won't ever come out right if you keep parking in back.
 

ElFenix

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hey buddy, buddy buddy buddy buddy buddy

want to increase the size of your penis? up to 4 inches in a month bro, and fat too!

its all natural dude, my friend's a doctor!
 

ElFenix

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seriously bro, i can make your penis fat, and harder for longer!
 

Jeff7181

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Originally posted by: ElFenix
seriously bro, i can make your penis fat, and harder for longer!

I don't think anyone wants YOU doing anything to their penis.
 

ElFenix

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Originally posted by: Jeff7181
Originally posted by: ElFenix
seriously bro, i can make your penis fat, and harder for longer!

I don't think anyone wants YOU doing anything to their penis.

YEAH!!! YEAH!!!! WHAT?!? WHAT?!?! WHAT?!?! WHAT?!?!
 

dababus

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poor jones remind me of that indian dude from the movie "van wilder." may be he needs to get massage oil, candles and Berry white and he will be set. forget the c0ck pump bro, oops, i mean the cream. lol. :D
 

Ikonomi

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Originally posted by: ElFenix
Originally posted by: Jeff7181
Originally posted by: ElFenix
seriously bro, i can make your penis fat, and harder for longer!

I don't think anyone wants YOU doing anything to their penis.

YEAH!!! YEAH!!!! WHAT?!? WHAT?!?! WHAT?!?! WHAT?!?!

HAHA.

:beer::beer::beer:

OKAAAAYY!