If they made condoms.

[Locut0s]

http://swagsofresh.com/art-design/famous-brand-slogan-new-condoms-by-max-wright/

 

[nanette1985]

Nice. Pokemon, ha ha.

 

[HydroSqueegee]

Nice. Pokemon, ha ha.

it should be the most reliable. "gotta catch em all"

 

[ElFenix]

i wouldn't trust the STD protection of a condom with 'gotta catch em all' on the package

 

[Locut0s]

i wouldn't trust the STD protection of a condom with 'gotta catch em all' on the package

LOL. Though I think you're meant to think of it catching all the sperm.

 

[nanette1985]

LOL. Though I think you're meant to think of it catching all the sperm.

I don't want to deal with anything ambiguous when I'm choosing condoms.

 

[HydroSqueegee]

Squirtle i choose youuuuuuuuuuuuuu! *pffpth*

 

[SagaLore]

Now apply it to this list:

http://www.outwestnewspaper.com/wacky.html

"Your pane is our pleasure," Hogan's Window Cleaning," Lake Havasu City, Ariz.

"We Dry Harder," a Utah concrete products company.

"A great place to take a leak," Acme Radiator, Bandon, Oregon