I once found a bottle (turned out to be some old lamp) on the beach. When I rubbed it to clean it up, a genie appeared and offered me one wish.
I thought about it for a couple of minutes and said, "Genie, I want a bridge to drive from California to Hawaii."
The genie replied, "Oh master of the lamp, such a thing is impossible. The distance is too great, the water too deep, the waves are too strong and too high. Please ask for something different."
So...I thought about it again and replied, "Genie, I wish to know the inner workings of the female mind. How they think, why they think and act as they do, what drives them to the decisions they make, everything about women."
The genie replied, "So...how many lanes wide do you want on the bridge?"