If there is one mythical artifact you can have, which one?

[SSSnail]

I still don't know what the holy grail does (the Indy's Holy grail), because I know what the DaVinci's Holy Grail does very well

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

The "Easy" button of course.

 

[Minjin]

What, no Staff of the Magi?

I thought with genies, they're always going to try to screw you over by giving you what you wanted in ways you didn't want.

 

[NuclearNed]

Mjolnir

Then I could do some world-class idiot smiting.

 

[Gooberlx2]

Originally posted by: MagnusTheBrewer
The "Easy" button of course.

QFT! It's like the lamp, except no limitations or irritating genie using Robin Williams' voice

 

[darkxshade]

I'd like to have Chuck Norris by my side.

 

[Dacalo]

WTF no Demonslayer +3 to constitution?

 

[Skiddex]

those boob necklaces from dude wheres my car

 

[djheater]

Spear of Destiny?
Mjollnir or Gram?
Excalibur?
Athena's Shield?

 

[Safeway]

Aladdin's Lamp: I'd do the same thing he did. Wish the genie free and have him befriend me. Unlimited wishes, ftw.

 

[LS21]

the spear of destiny i could kill Nazis with

 

[Ns1]

the ring

i for one welcome my new dark overloard

 

[LS21]

if you voted Ring , you = sam gamgee

 

[BigJ]

Excalibur with the scabbard.

 

[Anubis]

hand of Midas

 

[dainthomas]

Originally posted by: Ns1
the ring

i for one welcome my new dark overloard

I would wish for the ring and command you to take spelling lessons. Then I'd unleash my dark armies upon the world ushering in an eternal age of terror and destruction.