If there is one mythical artifact you can have, which one?

[SSSnail]

We're talking about mythical here, so I don't know if I'll get them all but here are a few that I can think off.

Personally, I'll take the Aladdin's lamp because the genie is funny, and it has no expiration. I just need to make sure to chain it to myself so nobody will jack it from me.

I didn't add a poll because I don't want to edit it all the time, so this is a write in election.

Edit: Oh look, I did add a poll. Silly me.

 

[Engraver]

Originally posted by: SSSnail
We're talking about mythical here, so I don't know if I'll get them all but here are a few that I can think off.

Personally, I'll take the Aladdin's lamp because the genie is funny, and it has no expiration. I just need to make sure to chain it to myself so nobody will jack it from me.

I didn't add a poll because I don't want to edit it all the time, so this is a write in election.

I'll take the lamp sans Disney.

 

[Drakkon]

Excalibur

 

[Chryso]

Does the ring only let you turn invisible or do you get other powers with it?

 

[TecHNooB]

Fvck the ring, all it does is make you nauseaus. Lamp all the way!

 

[theprodigalrebel]

Marty's Hoverboard? No? Uh, the one ring, I guess. It was gold, right?

Edit: Oooh oooh...THE BAN STICK!

 

[Sqube]

The one ring makes you invisible, crazy, and liable to be chased down by faceless people riding freaky horses.

I'll take the lamp. It gives you whatever you want and catchy numbers. What else could you ask for?

 

[Kelemvor]

The lamp obviously. Just need one well worded wish to be set for life.

 

[GasX]

Nimbus 2000

 

[SSSnail]

Originally posted by: Mwilding
Nimbus 2000

Dude, that'll just let you fly around with vibrations... oh wait... hmmm...

Carpets can do that too right?

 

[thraashman]

The Infinity Gauntlet with gems

 

[imported_Imp]

The lamp.

What the hell does the ring REALLY do anyways? So the master gets to control a bunch of weak, corrupt kings and a scorched earth. Oh and you get to go crazy. Woopdee do.

 

[Engraver]

Originally posted by: Imp
The lamp.

What the hell does the ring REALLY do anyways? So the master gets to control a bunch of weak, corrupt kings and a scorched earth. Oh and you get to go crazy. Woopdee do.

It seems like it has a different affect on Sauron (sp?) than the usually syphilitic craziness it has on everyone else.

 

[Tiamat]

The lamp. You could wish for 3 other mythical artifacts if you wanted...

 

[nonameo]

dragonballs! but I have to have over 9000 of them

 

[Engraver]

Originally posted by: nonameo
dragonballs! but I have to have over 9000 of them

Damn, you really like balls.

 

[Ramma2]

What, no Holy Grail in this poll?

Indiana Jones Holy Grail, not Davinci Code Grail.

 

[insect9]

Couldn't you just wish for the ring if you had the lamp?

 

[shiner]

Obi-Wan's lightsaber.

 

[SSSnail]

Originally posted by: shinerburke
Obi-Wan's lightsaber.

Dude, I can get that in China Town for $5. It doesn't have any mythical powers.

 

[Analog]

Ark of the Covenant. (no its not in Ethiopia!)

 

[ranmaniac]

The Ark of the Covenant, and I'd open it in the middle of Washington D.C. and run.

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: Imp
The lamp.

What the hell does the ring REALLY do anyways? So the master gets to control a bunch of weak, corrupt kings and a scorched earth. Oh and you get to go crazy. Woopdee do.

Good, good, it doesn't want the precious... we doesn't have to bash it's skull.

 

[OdiN]

Originally posted by: Ramma2
What, no Holy Grail in this poll?

Indiana Jones Holy Grail, not Davinci Code Grail.

I was thinking Monty Python's Holy Grail....

 

[Nitemare]

Aladdin's lamp
and wish for a million bajillion wishes