If superman was drunk...

[Goosemaster]

..and it turned out that he was susceptible to ifluencing by crazy drunk like ourselves...


What HILARIOUS thing would you make him do?


ex. fly around naked in Time Square humping telephone poles etc.


no robbing banks and such😉

 

[shortspanishguy]

id make him force buttsecks on you.

 

[CKent]

Originally posted by: shortspanishguy
id make him force buttsecks on you.

He'd have to reach in and pull out the iPod first :laugh:

 

[CrackRabbit]

I would make him fly around the earth until time went backwards and make him stop you from posting this thread.

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: RBachman

Originally posted by: shortspanishguy
id make him force buttsecks on you.

He'd have to reach in and pull out the iPod first :laugh:

:shocked:

:laugh:

 

[MartyMcFly3]

Could a woman possibly slip some kryptonite in Superman's drink, causing it to act as a mickey, and then take him home and have her way with him?

 

[shortspanishguy]

Originally posted by: MartyMcFly3
Could a woman possibly slip some kryptonite in Superman's drink, causing it to act as a mickey, and then take him home and have her way with him?

NO... the kryptonite would make his weener flacid forever.

 

[Horus]

Bah. Chuck Norris could kill Superman. He'd just have to roundhouse him.

Then all women in a 3 mile area would achieve orgasm.

 

[MartyMcFly3]

Originally posted by: shortspanishguy

Originally posted by: MartyMcFly3
Could a woman possibly slip some kryptonite in Superman's drink, causing it to act as a mickey, and then take him home and have her way with him?

NO... the kryptonite would make his weener flacid forever.

She wouldnt need his weener to necessarily have her way with him.

 

[Black88GTA]

Crack a keg open and chug it like a beer can :Q...

Then smash the empty keg against his forehead FTW

 

[shortspanishguy]

Originally posted by: MartyMcFly3

Originally posted by: shortspanishguy

Originally posted by: MartyMcFly3
Could a woman possibly slip some kryptonite in Superman's drink, causing it to act as a mickey, and then take him home and have her way with him?

NO... the kryptonite would make his weener flacid forever.

She wouldnt need his weener to necessarily have her way with him.

It would also make his tongue, fingers, toes, and nose fall off as well.

 

[MartyMcFly3]

Originally posted by: shortspanishguy

Originally posted by: MartyMcFly3

Originally posted by: shortspanishguy

Originally posted by: MartyMcFly3
Could a woman possibly slip some kryptonite in Superman's drink, causing it to act as a mickey, and then take him home and have her way with him?

NO... the kryptonite would make his weener flacid forever.

She wouldnt need his weener to necessarily have her way with him.

It would also make his tongue, fingers, toes, and nose fall off as well.

Strap on would solve her problem.

 

[BriGy86]

Originally posted by: shortspanishguy
id make him force buttsecks on you.

so you want the OP dead?

cause super man is faster than a speeding bullet

 

[shortspanishguy]

Originally posted by: MartyMcFly3

Originally posted by: shortspanishguy

Originally posted by: MartyMcFly3

Originally posted by: shortspanishguy

Originally posted by: MartyMcFly3
Could a woman possibly slip some kryptonite in Superman's drink, causing it to act as a mickey, and then take him home and have her way with him?

NO... the kryptonite would make his weener flacid forever.

She wouldnt need his weener to necessarily have her way with him.

It would also make his tongue, fingers, toes, and nose fall off as well.

Strap on would solve her problem.

cheater 😛

 

[Mik3y]

haha

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: MartyMcFly3

Originally posted by: shortspanishguy

Originally posted by: MartyMcFly3

Originally posted by: shortspanishguy

Originally posted by: MartyMcFly3
Could a woman possibly slip some kryptonite in Superman's drink, causing it to act as a mickey, and then take him home and have her way with him?

NO... the kryptonite would make his weener flacid forever.

She wouldnt need his weener to necessarily have her way with him.

It would also make his tongue, fingers, toes, and nose fall off as well.

Strap on would solve her problem.

defintiely a creative solution.

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: BriGy86

Originally posted by: shortspanishguy
id make him force buttsecks on you.

so you want the OP dead?

cause super man is faster than a speeding bullet

don't give him any ideas😱

 

[CKent]

Originally posted by: BriGy86

Originally posted by: shortspanishguy
id make him force buttsecks on you.

so you want the OP dead?

cause super man is faster than a speeding bullet

So he'd leave Goosemaster feeling alone and unsatisfied? 😕

 

[Unkno]

why superman.....what about wonder women....LOL, now that would be a better thread.

 

[Zim Hosein]

Originally posted by: Unkno
why superman.....what about wonder women....LOL, now that would be a better thread.

Don't forget the Invisible Man! 😉

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: RBachman

Originally posted by: BriGy86

Originally posted by: shortspanishguy
id make him force buttsecks on you.

so you want the OP dead?

cause super man is faster than a speeding bullet

So he'd leave Goosemaster feeling alone and unsatisfied? 😕

"like a hotdog down a hallway..."

 

[shortspanishguy]

Originally posted by: Zim Hosein

Originally posted by: Unkno
why superman.....what about wonder women....LOL, now that would be a better thread.

Don't forget the Invisible Man! 😉

Invisible Man = Goosemaster 😀

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: shortspanishguy

Originally posted by: Zim Hosein

Originally posted by: Unkno
why superman.....what about wonder women....LOL, now that would be a better thread.

Don't forget the Invisible Man! 😉

Invisible Man = Goosemaster 😀

me +wonderwoman ftw😀

 

[PING]

and both of you were on the roof when the drunk supe decided to get in on the action.

 

[Perknose]

Originally posted by: MartyMcFly3

Originally posted by: shortspanishguy

Originally posted by: MartyMcFly3

Originally posted by: shortspanishguy

Originally posted by: MartyMcFly3
Could a woman possibly slip some kryptonite in Superman's drink, causing it to act as a mickey, and then take him home and have her way with him?

NO... the kryptonite would make his weener flacid forever.

She wouldnt need his weener to necessarily have her way with him.

It would also make his tongue, fingers, toes, and nose fall off as well.

Strap on would solve her problem.

But, but . . . what if the kryptonite wore off while he was still thrusting? :shocked: