If someone woke up from a 10 year coma....

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alkemyst

No Lifer
Feb 13, 2001
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sorry about the asssex, I know you told me you didn't ever want to try it...

however, 12 hours of your day you spent ass up...I spent most of them next to you discounting a few trips outside with the insanely hot nurses on your floor.

That one day you finally flipped your arm over to me I thought it was a sign especially when your pinky bent sort of toward your sphincter.

I hope it was me that made you come out.

I know I really did.
 

guyver01

Lifer
Sep 25, 2000
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I would hand them LOST seasons 1-5, and tell them they're just in time for LOST season 6 to start..
 

keird

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Jan 18, 2002
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Show them a new episode of the Simpsons and see if they laugh, even once.
 

brblx

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Mar 23, 2009
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I would hand them LOST seasons 1-5, and tell them they're just in time for LOST season 6 to start..

i'd just throw him in the middle of it without the earlier seasons and watch his head explode.
 

AUMM

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Mar 13, 2001
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so someone has no knowledge of what has happened in the last 10 years and you'd tell him about 9-11??

wouldn't something like how his family is doing be just a little more important?
 

santz

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Feb 21, 2006
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tell them its the year 3025 or something and that he or she has just come out of the cryogenics tube and the we are on another planet which is lightyears from earth, all this time while wearing an alien costume.

that might put him right back to coma maybe