If someone woke up from a 10 year coma....

[MotF Bane]

Give them a computer with Internet access. Leave them be for a few months.

 

[alkemyst]

sorry about the asssex, I know you told me you didn't ever want to try it...

however, 12 hours of your day you spent ass up...I spent most of them next to you discounting a few trips outside with the insanely hot nurses on your floor.

That one day you finally flipped your arm over to me I thought it was a sign especially when your pinky bent sort of toward your sphincter.

I hope it was me that made you come out.

I know I really did.

 

[guyver01]

I would hand them LOST seasons 1-5, and tell them they're just in time for LOST season 6 to start..

 

[keird]

Show them a new episode of the Simpsons and see if they laugh, even once.

 

[Jeff7]

Balloon Boy and Octomom. He can figure out everything else on his own.

 

[brblx]

I would hand them LOST seasons 1-5, and tell them they're just in time for LOST season 6 to start..

i'd just throw him in the middle of it without the earlier seasons and watch his head explode.

 

[Kaido]

iPad.

 

[Newbian]

I would hand them LOST seasons 1-5, and tell them they're just in time for LOST season 6 to start..

Don't be giving him a excuse to go back in the coma.

 

[TruePaige]

iPad.

So they can ask "What the fuck is this for?" just like everyone else?
^_^

 

[El Guaraguao]

I would tell that person that he or she has only 2 years to live. (2012)

 

[The Boston Dangler]

michael jackson died from acute weirdness.

 

[AUMM]

so someone has no knowledge of what has happened in the last 10 years and you'd tell him about 9-11??

wouldn't something like how his family is doing be just a little more important?

 

[Fayd]

I'd text them a note.

"My BFF! U were AFK eh? LOL".

Then watch them an hero.

they might not get BFF. afk and lol weren't uncommon then...

they just stayed with jackass teenagers where terms like that belong.

 

[santz]

tell them its the year 3025 or something and that he or she has just come out of the cryogenics tube and the we are on another planet which is lightyears from earth, all this time while wearing an alien costume.

that might put him right back to coma maybe