If someone woke up from a 10 year coma....

[FelixDeCat]

...what would be the first thing you would tell them about, and why?

I would mention 9-11 first, but I would hate to have to get into the all the gory details. Of course I could just send them to youtube, but then I would have to explain that too. This was probably the biggest event of the last decade, so thats why I would mention it first.

What about you?

 

[olds]

Do I know them or is it a random person?

 

[nageov3t]

high quality streaming porn vids on the internet for free.

 

[keird]

That they need to file a tax return and census form.

 

[FelixDeCat]

Do I know them or is it a random person?

You could answer both scenarios.

 

[Newbian]

I would tell them about the invasion of the 3 boob aliens.

 

[lifeobry]

First black president. They'd probably give me a reaction face.

 

[Schadenfroh]

I hope you are not an Enron, Worldcom, Lehman Brothers or AIG shareholder....

 

[IronWing]

I would tell them to take a shower and, for the love of god, to brush their teeth.

 

[ahenkel]

I'd probably ask them how their nap was first.

 

[Manuwell]

i might say that he/she is in heaven.. or in hell

 

[RedCOMET]

9-11, obama, and the middle east (ie the iraq / afghan war ; and how much they dislike us)

 

[Red Squirrel]

I'd tell them that Duke Nukem Forever came out to see their reaction.

Then I'd make a list of stuff to type into youtube, after explaining youtube itself.

 

[Andrew1990]

If it was a hot girl, I would be like, we are married, wanna get some action going before the nurse gets back?

Otherwise I would probably tell them we sold one of their kidneys, lol.

 

[Anubis]

point them to the bathroom

 

[rudeguy]

I would tell them to take a shower and, for the love of god, to brush their teeth.

Win!

 

[Printer Bandit]

you didn't miss much.

 

[TurtleCrusher]

What is the first thing I would tell someone that just awoke from a 10 year coma? I would tell them that nVidia has an amazing gaming feature in all of their newest video cards called Physx. It revolutionizes gaming as we know it and created a much more immersive gaming experience.

 

[Newbian]

If it was a hot girl, I would be like, we are married, wanna get some action going before the nurse gets back?

So wait...you dream of being a female and having sex with men.

Are you sure you are straight?

 

[Ika]

If it was a hot girl, I would be like, we are married, wanna get some action going before the nurse gets back?

Otherwise I would probably tell them we sold one of their kidneys, lol.

So wait...you dream of being a female and having sex with men.

Are you sure you are straight?

reading fail

 

[Sea Moose]

Did the stripper escape from oldsmoboats basement?

 

[destrekor]

I hope you are not an Enron, Worldcom, Lehman Brothers or AIG shareholder....

bwahaha yeah this. :biggrin:

And tell them if you're an Apple shareholder, you've had quite a bit of success.

 

[InflatableBuddha]

I'd ask them to be my Facebook friend.

 

[TruePaige]

I'd text them a note.

"My BFF! U were AFK eh? LOL".

Then watch them an hero.

 

[Locut0s]

...what would be the first thing you would tell them about, and why?

I would mention 9-11 first, but I would hate to have to get into the all the gory details. Of course I could just send them to youtube, but then I would have to explain that too. This was probably the biggest event of the last decade, so thats why I would mention it first.

What about you?

Depends on the person. First thing I would do is ask them if they were OK.